{"id":290,"date":"2006-12-06T23:25:17","date_gmt":"2006-12-07T03:25:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/06\/please-don%e2%80%99t-bombhijackcrashdelaycancelwhatever-these-flights\/"},"modified":"2006-12-06T23:25:17","modified_gmt":"2006-12-07T03:25:17","slug":"please-don%e2%80%99t-bombhijackcrashdelaycancelwhatever-these-flights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/06\/please-don%e2%80%99t-bombhijackcrashdelaycancelwhatever-these-flights\/","title":{"rendered":"Please don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t bomb\/hijack\/crash\/delay\/cancel\/whatever these flights!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Seattle eve and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve only packed two fuckin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 back packs!<br \/>\nIt\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcs Seattle eve and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve only packed two fuckin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 back packs!<br \/>\nAnd I hate, Hate, HATE your guts&#8230;<br \/>\nI hate, Hate, HATE your guts&#8230;<br \/>\nAnd I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll never talk to you again&#8230;<br \/>\nunless your dad will suck me off&#8230;<br \/>\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll never talk to you again&#8230;<br \/>\nunless your mom will touch my cock&#8230;<br \/>\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll never talk to you again&#8230;<br \/>\nejaculate into a sock&#8230;<br \/>\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll never talk to you again&#8230;<br \/>\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll never talk to you again&#8230;<br \/>\n(I&#8217;ve been saying that since <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/talkread.bml?itemid=6987555\" target=_top>2001<\/a>!)<\/p>\n<p><b>Please don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t bomb\/hijack\/crash\/delay\/cancel\/whatever these flights!<\/b><br \/>\n<img src=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/06\/bs\/12-06-06-mia2sea.gif\"><br \/>\nActually, this is  kind of wrong. I&#8217;m coming back on Tuesday, not Monday. I still need to make a ticket change.<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-290\" data-postid=\"290\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-290 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Seattle eve and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve only packed two fuckin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 back packs! It\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcs Seattle eve and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve only packed two fuckin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 back packs! And I hate, Hate, HATE your guts&#8230; I hate, Hate, HATE your guts&#8230; And I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll never talk to you again&#8230; unless your dad will suck me off&#8230; I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll never talk to you again&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[5,9,10],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-4G","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":239,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/20\/early-warning-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":290,"position":0},"title":"Early Warning","date":"September 20, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I don't really have any plans for this weekend, but I kind of hope to find a wife at the casting for Hottest Mom in America on Saturday. 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