I don’t think I’ve been this ripped since last yeqar qwhen I was in Seattle!
\nSp tonight was the office party at Macarena and I was the first person to show up. which is amazong considering the fact that I am ususally 2-6 minuteslate.
\nI think every thing is every thing so now I will try to go to bed.<\/p>\n
P.S.: I think Walter beat me in our drinking competitiomn. I drank 14 Heinekans and I think he drank 17 so I get p0wnt.
\n Also, I think I am cool with everyon now.
\nwow, seriously, too much beer!<\/p>\n
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