{"id":336,"date":"2007-01-04T10:11:56","date_gmt":"2007-01-04T15:11:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/04\/hello-internet\/"},"modified":"2007-01-04T10:11:56","modified_gmt":"2007-01-04T15:11:56","slug":"hello-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/04\/hello-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"hello internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello Internet,<br \/>\nMy iMac G5 is still dead and I amfinding much resistance in the path to a replacement.<br \/>\nStrings may need to be pulled, and favors will probably be cashed in, but I am confident in my destination.<br \/>\nPlease update me on how your internets are doing.<br \/>\nokthnxbye<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-336\" data-postid=\"336\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-336 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello Internet, My iMac G5 is still dead and I amfinding much resistance in the path to a replacement. Strings may need to be pulled, and favors will probably be cashed in, but I am confident in my destination. Please update me on how your internets are doing. okthnxbye<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[9,69],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-5q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1252,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/21\/twitter-updates-for-2010-02-21\/","url_meta":{"origin":336,"position":0},"title":"Twitter Updates for 2010-02-21","date":"February 21, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/13ggwa - # I guess a cop died or something. http:\/\/mp.gd\/arm - http:\/\/bkite.com\/3adrb # Yeah, we were talking about it in the office today. Just send whatever files to Christian@impressmiami.com # I subscribed to wsdot's channel on YouTube http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/wsdot?feature=autoshare_twitter # Hello internet! The new Twitterrific has me looking at twitter\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1055,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/28\/twitter-updates-for-2009-02-28\/","url_meta":{"origin":336,"position":1},"title":"Twitter Updates for 2009-02-28","date":"February 28, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Why on earth would I want to buy USED Pepperoni?? http:\/\/skitch.com\/t\/p5d # @hollyannehull Yes, that's me! I'll rock black socks with brown shoes, & checks with plaid! 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