{"id":347,"date":"2007-01-12T01:03:44","date_gmt":"2007-01-12T06:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/12\/internets\/"},"modified":"2007-01-12T01:03:44","modified_gmt":"2007-01-12T06:03:44","slug":"internets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/12\/internets\/","title":{"rendered":"internets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello internets,<br \/>\nMy iMac is still dead but at this point I think it&#8217;s mostly my fault that nothing is changing with that. Whenever there are disruptions in the force and especially when I meet resistance in rectifying the disruption, I tend to just ignore the situation all together. That&#8217;s the situation right now. My iMac G5 is sitting in its box in my apartment in the exact same place it has been since I got it home from the Apple store last Wednesday. The thing is a headache I&#8217;m not ready to deal with. The Apple store people told me they would repair it for free (for the 4th time &#8211; 3rd time in something like the last 8 months) but if I want it replaced then I need to email someone at Apple and beg them to authorize a replacement. Sounds simple enough, but I&#8217;m just not ready to face their reply that will likely say &#8220;LOL P0WNT!!1&#8221; or something to that effect. I&#8217;ve heard way too many empty promises over this computer to have any faith in this last resort person I&#8217;m supposed to email. Actually, I guess the true last resort would be the legendary sjobs@mac.com email address where according to legend, &#8220;Steve Jobs&#8217; personal assistant&#8221; will get back to me and set my world straight. I&#8217;m not sure if I have enough pull to make that happen, but then all I&#8217;d have to do is write an amazing blog post about the saga with this ill iMac and get it dugg on digg.com. I just don&#8217;t know if I have all of that in my nature. I&#8217;d probably just bend over, take it, and just get the thing fixed for free once again and hope it doesn&#8217;t die again.<br \/>\nAnd that&#8217;s the thing that really bothers me the most. I&#8217;m really not after a new computer. My iMac G5 does everything I need it to do and keeps me smiling until it dies. All I really want is some faith in my machine. A piece of mind that will allow me to rely on it. I had this iMac G5 for just over 2 months when it died for the first time. That was really disappointing, but I thought all was well when it stayed running for over a year after the initial fix. But since this last rash of breakdowns I am really starting to question the reliability of Apple. If this were my first computer then I might be like &#8220;Ok, I guess computers don&#8217;t last very long.&#8221; I mean, this machine is over 2 years old. But this isn&#8217;t my first computer. In fact, I have an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.everymac.com\/systems\/apple\/mac_quadra\/stats\/mac_quadra_800.html\">Apple Quadra 800<\/a> that is around 13 years old and still runs great! And I have my 7.5 year old <a href=\"http:\/\/www.everymac.com\/systems\/apple\/powermac_g3\/stats\/powermac_g3_350_bl.html\">350 MHz  PowerMac G3<\/a> that currently has a 3 week uptime. I&#8217;ve never had any problems with either of these computers and I don&#8217;t think luck has anything to do with it. Is it unreasonable for me to expect another 5 years of life out of my iMac G5? I don&#8217;t think so.<br \/>\nSo that&#8217;s where things sit with my iMac G5. I need to email this person and hope\/pray that they see things from my point of view and authorize the replacement of my computer.<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-347\" data-postid=\"347\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-347 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello internets, My iMac is still dead but at this point I think it&#8217;s mostly my fault that nothing is changing with that. Whenever there are disruptions in the force and especially when I meet resistance in rectifying the disruption, I tend to just ignore the situation all together. That&#8217;s the situation right now. My [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[15,9,10,14],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-5B","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":449,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/14\/boner\/","url_meta":{"origin":347,"position":0},"title":"boner","date":"March 14, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"I think I should feel pretty happy right now, and I think I am. I just got off of the phone with Apple, and in a week or so I will have a new iMac! Not only will this iMac be new, it will be considerably better than the one\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":336,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/04\/hello-internet\/","url_meta":{"origin":347,"position":1},"title":"hello internet","date":"January 4, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Hello Internet, My iMac G5 is still dead and I amfinding much resistance in the path to a replacement. Strings may need to be pulled, and favors will probably be cashed in, but I am confident in my destination. Please update me on how your internets are doing. okthnxbye","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":228,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/01\/this-is-pretty-much-the-worst-post-ever-made\/","url_meta":{"origin":347,"position":2},"title":"this is pretty much the worst post ever made","date":"September 1, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"...so I'm sure that by now the innernets know that I've been with my uncle in Alaska hunting Wolverines for the past couple of weeks. Or maybe not. Maybe I was on my way to 8.5 a couple of Saturday nights ago when my past caught up with me and\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":176,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/26\/ouch\/","url_meta":{"origin":347,"position":3},"title":"OUCH!","date":"June 26, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Multimedia message, originally uploaded by FANLESS. So I took my 20\" iMac G5 into the Apple store... I can pick it up in 10-12 days.","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":335,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/01\/new-jeers\/","url_meta":{"origin":347,"position":4},"title":"New Jeers!","date":"January 1, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Once again, my iMac G5 is dead. =( This is now the 4th time (3rd time since May!). I was laying on the couch today, watching Nebraska lose, and all of a sudden I heard the Mac startup chime. If I wasn't oh-so-familiar with the situation I might have thought\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Computers\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":179,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/28\/cut-it-up\/","url_meta":{"origin":347,"position":5},"title":"cut it up","date":"June 28, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Back in the day when I would kick it with Turbo, Ozone and Kelly, I thought this guy was so cool! I still think that he's cool. Or rather, I still think he was cool back then. Now, I'm not so sure. 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