{"id":361,"date":"2007-01-25T13:30:02","date_gmt":"2007-01-25T18:30:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/25\/cold\/"},"modified":"2007-01-25T13:30:02","modified_gmt":"2007-01-25T18:30:02","slug":"cold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/25\/cold\/","title":{"rendered":"cold"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear innernets,<br \/>\nWhy is it just 57\u00ba at 1:30 PM here on South Beach? It was like 70 something this morning.<br \/>\nMust be global warming.<br \/>\nDamn you, car owners!<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re wrecking my winter!!!<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-361\" data-postid=\"361\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-361 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear innernets, Why is it just 57\u00ba at 1:30 PM here on South Beach? It was like 70 something this morning. Must be global warming. 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