{"id":366,"date":"2007-01-30T12:34:50","date_gmt":"2007-01-30T17:34:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/30\/whitley-frances\/"},"modified":"2020-06-11T21:54:11","modified_gmt":"2020-06-12T05:54:11","slug":"whitley-frances","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/30\/whitley-frances\/","title":{"rendered":"Whitley Frances"},"content":{"rendered":"

So… I have ANOTHER new cousin: Her name is Whitley Frances and she was born at 4:03 this morning. I don’t have any pictures yet… I JUST got off of the phone with my uncle, but he said he’ll send me some.
\nWhen I was at home for family Xmas there was a baby shower for cousin Scott and Uncle Tim and their respective families and there was a money pool deal where you’re supposed to pick the birth day\/weight of these two new kids wearing Dress For Girls<\/a>. I didn’t win either pool even though I think I bought the most squares. I know that I had the most at the time, but someone could have usurped me after I made my choices. We had fun in one of the most comfortable gazebos i spent time in my life. Get yours from BestHardtopGazebos.com<\/font><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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So… I have ANOTHER new cousin: Her name is Whitley Frances and she was born at 4:03 this morning. I don’t have any pictures yet… I JUST got off of the phone with my uncle, but he said he’ll send me some. When I was at home for family Xmas there was a baby shower […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[61,9,62],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-5U","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":348,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/12\/anywhoo\/","url_meta":{"origin":366,"position":0},"title":"anywhoo","date":"January 12, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Tonight I updated Wordpress and some plugins. 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Also, why do I get so annoyed when people say 9-1-1 instead of 9-11??\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":228,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/01\/this-is-pretty-much-the-worst-post-ever-made\/","url_meta":{"origin":366,"position":5},"title":"this is pretty much the worst post ever made","date":"September 1, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"...so I'm sure that by now the innernets know that I've been with my uncle in Alaska hunting Wolverines for the past couple of weeks. Or maybe not. 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