{"id":367,"date":"2007-01-30T23:13:49","date_gmt":"2007-01-31T04:13:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/30\/where-in-the-tori-anus-is-shulaville\/"},"modified":"2007-01-30T23:35:52","modified_gmt":"2007-01-31T04:35:52","slug":"where-in-the-tori-anus-is-shulaville","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/30\/where-in-the-tori-anus-is-shulaville\/","title":{"rendered":"Where in the Tori Anus is Shulaville??"},"content":{"rendered":"

This weekend is usually one of my favorite weekends on the beach: VOLLEYPALOOZA<\/a>!
\nExcept… last year there was no Volleypalooza and this year it’s at some place called Shulaville. Where is Shulaville? I hope it’s just some made-up area of the beach. Because, Volleypalooza without South Beach is like… Ham without burger! It has to be some part of the beach. I just wish the website wasn’t so vague. I’m guessing that Shulaville is somewhere near 8th and Ocean.<\/p>\n

Also happening on the beach on Thursday: NEW FOUND GLORY!! NFG is pretty much my favorite active band of all time!! I got to see them for the 675654654654564th time back in November in Ft. Lauderdale and now, according to their website<\/a> they’re playing in Lummus Park during halftime of the Directv Celebrity Beach Bowl, and I MIGHT be able to see them again. I mean, look how close they will be<\/a>! The only problem? 1PM on a Thursday? Yeah, I’ll be at work. We’ll see how that works out.<\/p>\n

Oh, I almost forgot… I’m going to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers tomorrow night.<\/p>\n

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