{"id":37,"date":"2006-02-16T12:40:41","date_gmt":"2006-02-16T17:40:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/16\/best-emailof-the-day\/"},"modified":"2006-02-21T00:12:46","modified_gmt":"2006-02-21T05:12:46","slug":"best-emailof-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/16\/best-emailof-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Best email of the day!"},"content":{"rendered":"


\n“Please remove the nipple showing in the center picture & crop the right picture so she’s showing less cleavage. She’s on a new spiritual path.<\/em>“<\/p>\n

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