{"id":388,"date":"2007-02-13T16:22:43","date_gmt":"2007-02-13T21:22:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/13\/goatse-stickers\/"},"modified":"2007-02-14T22:37:32","modified_gmt":"2007-02-15T03:37:32","slug":"goatse-stickers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/13\/goatse-stickers\/","title":{"rendered":"Goatse Stickers!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you forgot to buy me a Valentine&#8217;s day present, you can make it up to me by getting me some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goatsesticker.com\">Goatse stickers<\/a>! They might be super old meme by now, but they&#8217;re new to me. (the stickers, not goatse).<br \/>\nAnd I guess the stickers are not awesome if you don&#8217;t know all about <a href=\" http:\/\/www.encyclopediadramatica.com\/index.php\/Goatse\">the Goatse man<\/a>. ( potentially not safe for work)<br \/>\nI&#8217;m serious! I want some of these stickers!!<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-388\" data-postid=\"388\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-388 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you forgot to buy me a Valentine&#8217;s day present, you can make it up to me by getting me some Goatse stickers! They might be super old meme by now, but they&#8217;re new to me. (the stickers, not goatse). And I guess the stickers are not awesome if you don&#8217;t know all about the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[10],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-6g","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":400,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/16\/goatse-stickers-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":388,"position":0},"title":"Goatse stickers!","date":"February 16, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Goatse stickers!, originally uploaded by FANLESS. Goatse stickers! These innernets are awesome! All I have to do is say \"SEND ME GOATSE STICKERS!!1!\" and 3 days later I find them in my mailbox! THANK YOU!!","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":64,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/21\/with-2-hands-and-a-smile\/","url_meta":{"origin":388,"position":1},"title":"with 2 hands and a smile","date":"March 21, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Kim and Jean with Carey Hart. Mia was like \"zOMG I can't believe mommy didn't get me in the picture with Carey Hart!!!11\" We were probably looking at the goatse man or something.","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":733,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/02\/someones-in-your-house\/","url_meta":{"origin":388,"position":2},"title":"someone&#8217;s in your house","date":"November 2, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"I thought I was going out again tonight, but I just looked at the clock, and my phone hasn't rang, as far as I know, so I think it's a safe bet to say that I'm staying in tonight, I guess I'll just stay and look for home warranty companies\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}