Something tells me this isn’t South Florida!<\/p>\n
Something tells me this isn’t South Florida!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[10],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-6i","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":349,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/12\/miamisouth-florida-centric-podcasts\/","url_meta":{"origin":390,"position":0},"title":"Miami\/South Florida centric podcasts","date":"January 12, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Dear innernets, Plz 2 b telling me about\/directing me to Miami\/South Florida centric podcasts. kthnxbye","rel":"","context":"In \"South Beach\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":19,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/22\/my-dream-ride\/","url_meta":{"origin":390,"position":1},"title":"My dream ride!","date":"January 22, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"According to this post, I live one block over from the \"Highway to Hell\"! Who knew? zOMG I THINK I FOUND MY DREAM BIKE!!! Too bad Florida is so flat. I'd look like a jackass riding that thing anywhere around here. Also, last night's Supercross from Anaheim is on CBS\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"LOL INNERNETS\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":272,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/09\/globs\/","url_meta":{"origin":390,"position":2},"title":"globs","date":"November 9, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Once upon a time there was this local blog that I really liked. Then this other dude came along and now it seems way more about politics and a lot less about South Florida. That almost makes me want to cry. Maybe it's just the season. There is this other\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"LOL INNERNETS\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":265,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/31\/miami-podcasts\/","url_meta":{"origin":390,"position":3},"title":"Miami Podcasts","date":"October 31, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Hello, what happened to The Miami Podcast? It's been like 6 weeks since the last one. Ok, it wasn't the best podcast in the world or anything, but are there any other\/better Miami\/South Florida podcasts? If so, please direct my attention to them. My listening material is getting so weak,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"LOL INNERNETS\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":49,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/04\/oh-my-lord\/","url_meta":{"origin":390,"position":4},"title":"OH MY LORD!","date":"March 4, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"zOMGz this is so amazing!!As you may or may not know, Blink 182 is one of my favorite bands. I had it really bad for them in 2001, when I saw them 8 times, in 4 different states (Florida, New York, Washington and Oklahoma)! According to my last.fm account, they\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":567,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/01\/lol-south-beach\/","url_meta":{"origin":390,"position":5},"title":"LOL SOUTH BEACH!!","date":"June 1, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"FECK! I just had a whole bunch of stuff typed here about my new laptop, my busted knee and phone, but I accidentally hit the back button on my mouse and now it's all gone. I'm way too lazy to type it all out again so you get the nutshell\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}