{"id":393,"date":"2007-02-15T10:46:49","date_gmt":"2007-02-15T15:46:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/15\/email-of-the-day\/"},"modified":"2007-02-15T10:46:49","modified_gmt":"2007-02-15T15:46:49","slug":"email-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/15\/email-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"email of the day"},"content":{"rendered":"

I really wish I could post this video I just received in an email, but I cherish my job and the wealth that I have too much to risk “legal actions” again. Believe it or not, I am able to learn from my mistakes (which is not actually saying I ever made a mistake).
\nAnyways, in today’s email of the day, I received a video clip of a model doing the most horrendous runway walk I have ever seen. And while the video content is not so great, that’s not what makes this the email of the day… What makes this the email of the day is… How in the ToriAnus(.com<\/a>!)<\/font> do they expect me to put a video on their comp card??<\/p>\n

In other internets news, Brandon is in Indy for a trade show so be on the lookout for pictures from there. (2 are already posted)
\nI am only a little bit envious. I mean, I have video clips of models and he has snow.<\/p>\n

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I really wish I could post this video I just received in an email, but I cherish my job and the wealth that I have too much to risk “legal actions” again. Believe it or not, I am able to learn from my mistakes (which is not actually saying I ever made a mistake). Anyways, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[3],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-6l","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":446,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/14\/ron-white\/","url_meta":{"origin":393,"position":0},"title":"Ron White?","date":"March 14, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"I just received this in an email and I have no idea who Ron White is. Does that mean I'm old or just uninformed?","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":180,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/28\/hey-thanks\/","url_meta":{"origin":393,"position":1},"title":"hey, thanks!","date":"June 28, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"This is the most bizarre email I have received in a long while. I have no idea who this person is, but thanks for the pic! Order prints!!","rel":"","context":"In \"South Beach\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":525,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/24\/funnyordiecom-p0wned\/","url_meta":{"origin":393,"position":2},"title":"funnyordie.com p0wned!!","date":"April 24, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Here is an interesting email I just received. Hello, Funnyordie.com is using the bugged version of the FREE youtube clone script. For a Bug free version, come visit http:\/\/www.mediabliz.net Greetz Mediabliz.net LOLLERZ!!","rel":"","context":"In \"LOL INNERNETS\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":386,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/12\/who-says-models-are-dum\/","url_meta":{"origin":393,"position":3},"title":"Who says models are dum??","date":"February 12, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Here is an email I just received: I like is perfect ... tell me...... whent will be ready my composite I want 50 copies of that gracias Wow!","rel":"","context":"In \"Work\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":226,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/15\/now-this-is-how-you-start-your-morning\/","url_meta":{"origin":393,"position":4},"title":"Now this is how you start your morning!","date":"August 15, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Some days I get annoyed by the emails people send me. Especially when they say things like \"It is still wrong - pls correct\" and then I'm like O RLY??? I don't know if people think I can read minds or what. How about telling me what exactly needs to\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Work\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":569,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/05\/vote-for-liza\/","url_meta":{"origin":393,"position":5},"title":"Vote for Liza","date":"June 5, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Here's an email I just received from one of my clients. Vote for her to be Maxim's next Hometown Hottie! Hey everyone please show your support and vote for me!!! You can vote only once daily but for the next 30 days!!!! thanks everyone and wish me luck! http:\/\/www.maximonline.com\/hotties\/semi_profile_2007.aspx?id=19521 resend\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"I WOULD!!!\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}