{"id":45,"date":"2006-03-02T16:03:02","date_gmt":"2006-03-02T21:03:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/02\/my-name-is-christian\/"},"modified":"2006-03-02T19:24:59","modified_gmt":"2006-03-03T00:24:59","slug":"my-name-is-christian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/02\/my-name-is-christian\/","title":{"rendered":"My name is Christian."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate it when people send me email and call me Andrejko. He has his own email address!<br \/>\nI especially hate it when people send me email in German! I barely even know the basics of english, let alone a 2nd language!<\/p>\n<p>Hallo Andrejko<\/p>\n<p>Ich habe vergessen nochmal  Karten fuer Larissa K. zu bestellen<br \/>\nBitte ein rerun<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-45\" data-postid=\"45\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-45 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate it when people send me email and call me Andrejko. He has his own email address! I especially hate it when people send me email in German! I barely even know the basics of english, let alone a 2nd language! Hallo Andrejko Ich habe vergessen nochmal Karten fuer Larissa K. zu bestellen Bitte [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[10,3],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-J","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":750,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/16\/andrejko-wins\/","url_meta":{"origin":45,"position":0},"title":"Andrejko wins!","date":"November 16, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Andrejko wins!, originally uploaded by FANLESS. 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