WOW! Today must be my lucky day!
\nPretty much every day on my way back to the office after lunch, I buy a bottle of soda from the vending machine at the laundry mat. (what? they’re 30-45 cents cheaper than at the little markets around here!) My first selection on most days is Wild Cherry Pepsi, but it is usually out. Today was no different; SOLD OUT scrolled across the display after I pressed on the Wild Cherry Pepsi button. I hit my usual 2nd choice, Pepsi, and a bottle tumbled out. I grabbed it and continued my walk back to work.
\nJust now I looked up at my fresh bottle of soda sitting on my desk and noticed that it was Wild Cherry Pepsi! H00RAY!!
\n(in other words, this is the most spectacular thing I have going on today. Life is so rough.)<\/p>\n
WOW! Today must be my lucky day! Pretty much every day on my way back to the office after lunch, I buy a bottle of soda from the vending machine at the laundry mat. (what? they’re 30-45 cents cheaper than at the little markets around here!) 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