{"id":472,"date":"2007-03-21T11:42:29","date_gmt":"2007-03-21T16:42:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/21\/oh-man-thats-a-goocher\/"},"modified":"2007-03-21T11:42:29","modified_gmt":"2007-03-21T16:42:29","slug":"oh-man-thats-a-goocher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/21\/oh-man-thats-a-goocher\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, man! That’s a goocher!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I can’t wait until my new computer shows up! There are so many thing I want to tell the innernets, but my computer is so frustrating to use I get over it before I even start. And they’re all small dumb things like “I will probably be frequenting many of these things over the next few days<\/a>.” or “Jules is a homo!” or… You know, the really really ridiculously important stuff. Like the fact that I just paused iTunes exactly 1:18 into the same song 3 times in a row because I was interrupted by 3 different people. Goocher, or what? I don’t like this. Sincerely. I’m probably going to die before the end of today.
\nIt’s been real…<\/p>\n

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I can’t wait until my new computer shows up! There are so many thing I want to tell the innernets, but my computer is so frustrating to use I get over it before I even start. And they’re all small dumb things like “I will probably be frequenting many of these things over the next […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[69],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-7C","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":46,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/02\/am-i-cheap\/","url_meta":{"origin":472,"position":0},"title":"Am I cheap?","date":"March 2, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Does it make me cheap if I buy bottles of soda from a vending machine at the laundry mat around the corner instead of buying them at the corner market, because I can save $0.38 on each one? That's 38%! 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