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\n\tLrn 2 speel!<\/a>, originally uploaded by FANLESS<\/a>.<\/span>\n<\/div>\n

\n\tBelieve it or not, it’s kind of important to spell things correctly when giving instructions. I took “blaack paper” to mean I was supposed to print something on black paper, which we don’t have, so I was like WTF?? It turns out that “blaack paper” actually says “blanck paper”, AKA, “blank paper”. Someone just wanted 10 sheets of paper.<\/p>\n

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Lrn 2 speel!, originally uploaded by FANLESS. Believe it or not, it’s kind of important to spell things correctly when giving instructions. I took “blaack paper” to mean I was supposed to print something on black paper, which we don’t have, so I was like WTF?? It turns out that “blaack paper” actually says “blanck […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[9,3],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-86","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":688,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/26\/im-almost-famous\/","url_meta":{"origin":502,"position":0},"title":"I’m (almost) FAMOUS!!","date":"September 26, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"H00ray! I finally made it to the fashion section of a news paper! You can probably remember back to this fashion show I went to last year, but what you probably didn't know is that I got into some (West Palm?) news paper! I was having a look at this\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":666,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/24\/yvettes-outside-office\/","url_meta":{"origin":502,"position":1},"title":"Yvette’s Outside Office","date":"August 24, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Yvette's Outside Office, originally uploaded by FANLESS. \u00ef\u00bf\u00bc ----- Yvette DearYvette@earthlink.net \"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.\" -- Gene Fowler","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":221,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/08\/worst-day-of-my-life-what-do-you-think\/","url_meta":{"origin":502,"position":2},"title":"worst day of my life; what do you think?","date":"August 8, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Do you know what \"teh suXs\" is? teh suXs is when you're really busy at work so you don't have time to take a lunch break and then after your extended work day you arrive at home totally famished and exhausted only to find a really old bottle of mustard\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":146,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/02\/thanks-for-your-fealty\/","url_meta":{"origin":502,"position":3},"title":"thanks for your fealty!","date":"June 2, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Dear innernets, I just survived 10 days without the innernets (unless you count dial-up, which I would much rather suffer 1,000 paper cuts to my peep than have to use dial-up again!) during an ISP transition, but as of Tuesday evening that was resolved. When I left for work after\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":140,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/22\/stoner-drug-since-1896\/","url_meta":{"origin":502,"position":4},"title":"Stoner Drug: Since 1896!","date":"May 22, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"We woke up in Sioux City Iowa and someone from the hotel had slipped a piece of paper under the door. It was a printout of our bill for the room, and on the bill was a $40+ charge for a long distance phone call. Before I left Miami I\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Back home\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=502"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}