Did you notice? Have you seen them?? I’m sure you have, but if not, you soon will because…<\/p>\n
Oh, yes! My favorite time of year!! From this last weekend until Memorial Day Weekend I will be on a mission to stank as many hos as I can. Oh, wait… No, that’s not really true. But I will be trying to attend as many bikini\/wet t-shirt contests as I can for the next 3 months!
\nAfter that, I try to stay inside as much as I can because it’s too dang hot out for a fat lazy guy like me.<\/p>\n
Did you notice? Have you seen them?? I’m sure you have, but if not, you soon will because… IT’S SPRING BREAK 2K6!!11eleventy-one! Oh, yes! My favorite time of year!! From this last weekend until Memorial Day Weekend I will be on a mission to stank as many hos as I can. Oh, wait… No, that’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[6,9,2],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-Q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":823,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/04\/this-weekend\/","url_meta":{"origin":52,"position":0},"title":"This weekend…","date":"February 4, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"I saw this. Ate here. Went to this. 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