{"id":533,"date":"2007-05-03T10:40:02","date_gmt":"2007-05-03T15:40:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/03\/zomgz-c-mongst0r\/"},"modified":"2007-05-03T10:40:02","modified_gmt":"2007-05-03T15:40:02","slug":"zomgz-c-mongst0r","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/03\/zomgz-c-mongst0r\/","title":{"rendered":"zOMGz C MONGST0R!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Remind me to keep out of the water<\/a>.
\nAlso, here is a news report about it<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\n <\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Remind me to keep out of the water. Also, here is a news report about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[9,2,69],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-8B","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":118,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/04\/knackered\/","url_meta":{"origin":533,"position":0},"title":"knackered","date":"May 4, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Last night was the opening party for Miami Fashion Week at Glass. I haven't been to bed yet. I have a feeling this is going to be a long day. Bring on the Red Bull! Such is life on the beach! Oh, P.S.: (and I would edit my previous post\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":49,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/04\/oh-my-lord\/","url_meta":{"origin":533,"position":1},"title":"OH MY LORD!","date":"March 4, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"zOMGz this is so amazing!!As you may or may not know, Blink 182 is one of my favorite bands. I had it really bad for them in 2001, when I saw them 8 times, in 4 different states (Florida, New York, Washington and Oklahoma)! According to my last.fm account, they\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":51,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/07\/tonight-is-the-night\/","url_meta":{"origin":533,"position":2},"title":"TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!","date":"March 7, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Don't forget to watch MTV's 8th & Ocean tonight!! And, of course, keep an eye out for a fat brown guy walking down the sidewalk on 11th and Collins. That would be ME! Oh, and look for Raul and the rest of the District Lab crew too. I think Tracie\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":567,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/01\/lol-south-beach\/","url_meta":{"origin":533,"position":3},"title":"LOL SOUTH BEACH!!","date":"June 1, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"FECK! I just had a whole bunch of stuff typed here about my new laptop, my busted knee and phone, but I accidentally hit the back button on my mouse and now it's all gone. I'm way too lazy to type it all out again so you get the nutshell\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":169,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/21\/the-heat-win-the-championship\/","url_meta":{"origin":533,"position":4},"title":"Miami Heat wins the NBA Finals, and South Beach revels!!","date":"June 21, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Ok, let me try this again... ...so it's now 4-thirty something AM and I can still hear car horns honking, people chanting, and all-around gay old times being had outside! Here are 457 (blurry) pictures from tonight's impromptu celebration on Ocean Drive. Tonight was so fun! I wish the Heat\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"I WOULD!!!\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":149,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/05\/red2die\/","url_meta":{"origin":533,"position":5},"title":"red2die","date":"June 5, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm going to make a real post about this at some point, but just as a prelude; I've only been here 10 minutes, and already someone has come in, waited to be helped, didn't get helped, got tired of waiting and left. Ridiculous! I'm going to try to keep track\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=533"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}