{"id":567,"date":"2007-06-01T01:33:47","date_gmt":"2007-06-01T06:33:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/01\/lol-south-beach\/"},"modified":"2007-09-07T01:25:41","modified_gmt":"2007-09-07T06:25:41","slug":"lol-south-beach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/01\/lol-south-beach\/","title":{"rendered":"LOL SOUTH BEACH!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>FECK! I just had a whole bunch of stuff typed here about my new laptop, my busted knee and phone, but I accidentally hit the back button on my mouse and now it&#8217;s all gone.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m way too lazy to type it all out again so you get the nutshell edition! I&#8217;m an idiot for not saving often.<\/p>\n<p>Tried to take a picture of construction finally happening at the 12th and Washington Starbucks today, but I just got snow on my screen and actually had to pull the battery to get it to function as a phone. My phone also stopped getting a working signal while I am at home a few weeks ago, and apparently this ailment has spread to work now too. In short, I am in dire need of a new phone. The problem is that the Apple phone doesn&#8217;t come out until sometime next month (oh hay it&#8217;s THIS month now!!) so I have to work with a mostly busted RAZR and wait for  the iPhone, or take it and get a blackjack instead. I am very undecided on what to do.<br \/>\nSpeaking of busted, have you seen my right knee lately? This knee has been giving me grief for 3 years now, and I have no idea why. As far as I know, I never injured it. I just remember waking up and being like &#8220;Oh hey, my knee is sore!&#8221; and it&#8217;s pretty much been that way ever since. Except sometimes it&#8217;s a lot more sore than usual. Like for the past week or 2! the dang thing swelled up and has been super sore\/tender. Again, I have no idea why and I have no plan to find out why\/treat the problem. I have faith that it will return to it&#8217;s usual lower level of pain sooner or later. It hasn&#8217;t been too much of an issue lately&#8230; I just try to stay off of it other than walking to work, which is super close. However, I am quickly running out of food so I might be having a lot of meals delivered if this thing doesn&#8217;t sort itself out in a hurry. A ride all the tori anus way to Publix at this point in time (and pain) is not sounding like such a great time. Maybe if they had a killer sale on ice cream or something it would be worth it. Otherwise, I&#8217;ll keep La Sandwicherie and Cheeseburger Baby on speed dial. Except&#8230; I have to limp outside to even make any calls! Hurry up with the iPhone already!! I&#8217;m getting hungry.<\/p>\n<p>P.S.:<img src=\"http:\/\/i41.photobucket.com\/albums\/e297\/wendasonfire\/funnyclip.gif\"><br \/>\nLOL SOUTH BEACH!! (or some beach)<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-567\" data-postid=\"567\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-567 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FECK! I just had a whole bunch of stuff typed here about my new laptop, my busted knee and phone, but I accidentally hit the back button on my mouse and now it&#8217;s all gone. I&#8217;m way too lazy to type it all out again so you get the nutshell edition! I&#8217;m an idiot for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[9,10,11,2],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-99","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":321,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/20\/jeans-beaver-joys-panda-and-lucys-butt\/","url_meta":{"origin":567,"position":0},"title":"Jean&#8217;s beaver, Joy&#8217;s Panda, and Lucy&#8217;s butt!","date":"December 20, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Almost every day I feel like I should type something on the innernets, but I don't really ever have anything to say.So here's a re-run from a post I made back in a little over 4 years ago. 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And if you like that one, there are a bunch more here.","rel":"","context":"In \"LOL INNERNETS\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}