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Here’s an email I just received from one of my clients. Vote for her to be Maxim’s next Hometown Hottie! Hey everyone please show your support and vote for me!!! You can vote only once daily but for the next 30 days!!!! thanks everyone and wish me luck! http:\/\/www.maximonline.com\/hotties\/semi_profile_2007.aspx?id=19521 resend this email to all your […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[6,69,3],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-9b","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":490,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/29\/vote-for-mia-level-up\/","url_meta":{"origin":569,"position":0},"title":"Vote for Mia (level up!)","date":"March 29, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"**ATTENTION INNERNETS** Thanks to your participation, Mia made it to Round 2 of WILD 95.5's Baby Idol! 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It looks like this: I'll be your best friend and all of your wildest dreams will come true if you give Mia a 10 and everyone else 1.","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":180,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/28\/hey-thanks\/","url_meta":{"origin":569,"position":2},"title":"hey, thanks!","date":"June 28, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"This is the most bizarre email I have received in a long while. I have no idea who this person is, but thanks for the pic! 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When I got to work this morning, there were three televisions tuned into the game, for just 8 people (including me). I'm not even\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":20,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/23\/oh-thanks\/","url_meta":{"origin":569,"position":5},"title":"oh thanks!","date":"January 23, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"A month or so ago I read something about The Cereal Bowl I think somewhere on Miamist (I would link to what I read, but my browser tells me \"The server at www.miamist.com is taking too long to respond.\".). 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