{"id":579,"date":"2007-06-11T21:39:32","date_gmt":"2007-06-12T02:39:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/11\/this-made-me-lol\/"},"modified":"2007-06-11T21:44:20","modified_gmt":"2007-06-12T02:44:20","slug":"this-made-me-lol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/11\/this-made-me-lol\/","title":{"rendered":"this made me lol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/07\/bs\/06-11-07-email.png\">Best email of the day<\/a>!<br \/>\n<font size=-2>P.S.: Yes, I know I&#8217;m fat. No, I don&#8217;t plan on going on a diet! You&#8217;re right, trucker hats are SO 2002 zOMG!! And thank you for noticing that my sweet, sweet beard is totally going gray. What do you want from me? 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