{"id":581,"date":"2007-06-21T11:44:44","date_gmt":"2007-06-21T16:44:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/21\/lulz-of-the-day\/"},"modified":"2007-06-21T11:44:44","modified_gmt":"2007-06-21T16:44:44","slug":"lulz-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/21\/lulz-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"lulz of the day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Jules (or Jewles, as I like to call him), did you know that Hitler started the Holocaust because a Jewish prostitute gave him syphilis?<br \/>\nJules: I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s true. Where did you hear that?<br \/>\nMe: <a href=\"http:\/\/digg.com\/world_news\/Did_Hitler_start_the_Holocaust_because_a_Jewish_prostitute_gave_him_syphils\">Digg<\/a>!<br \/>\nJules: (eyeroll) That&#8217;s just a conspiracy theory.<br \/>\nMe: Yeah, right! You just have trouble believing it because you don&#8217;t want to believe that a jewish prostitute would give anyone syphilis.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nMe: Everyone knows that a JEWISH prostitute would charge extra for that!<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-581\" data-postid=\"581\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-581 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Jules (or Jewles, as I like to call him), did you know that Hitler started the Holocaust because a Jewish prostitute gave him syphilis? Jules: I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s true. Where did you hear that? Me: Digg! Jules: (eyeroll) That&#8217;s just a conspiracy theory. Me: Yeah, right! 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