{"id":584,"date":"2007-07-01T20:12:21","date_gmt":"2007-07-02T01:12:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/01\/are-you-guys-having-a-killer-time\/"},"modified":"2020-10-18T08:50:47","modified_gmt":"2020-10-18T16:50:47","slug":"are-you-guys-having-a-killer-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/01\/are-you-guys-having-a-killer-time\/","title":{"rendered":"are you guys having a killer time?"},"content":{"rendered":"


There are so many things in life that I just don’t get. Like why do men have nipples? Or, why can’t people figure out the difference between “then” and “than”? Why do I get so annoyed by bad grammar, when my own grammar isn’t so polished? But at the top of my list of things I just don’t get has got to be… Why are people reading this??
Seriously? Half a million+ people want to see what I put on these innernets each month? (ok, fine, only 52,002 distinct hosts served, but still… You came back 10+ times?) You do realize that I am fat and lazy and really don’t care about this stuff, right? I mean, I only type the stuff that oozes out of my brain. It takes entirely too much effort for me to scoop out the good stuff. It might be worth it if I were getting paid or something, but in the case of this here web site\/blog\/waste of space\/whatever you want to call it, I actually end up paying for it to be here.
Anyways, I changed the layout a bit because, believe it or not, I actually care a little bit about your well being and I felt that the previous color scheme might be a little too hard on the eyes. I hope you like this one a little more. I have a feeling it might be too wide. You should just get a better computer\/bigger monitor. If you don’t like it, please bitch about it in your own blog, and be sure to link here so I will find your banter in my referrers!<\/p>\n

Also, if you want to advertise here for the rest of 2007, it will only cost you one 8 GB iPhone. I’m not too good to sell out!<\/p>\n

PS (and this is a very important PS): Yvette will flash you her boobs<\/a> if you go to http:\/\/miamirhapsody.blogspot.com\/<\/a>! IT’S TRUE!! I actually can’t stop clicking over to there!<\/p>\n\n

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There are so many things in life that I just don’t get. Like why do men have nipples? Or, why can’t people figure out the difference between “then” and “than”? Why do I get so annoyed by bad grammar, when my own grammar isn’t so polished? But at the top of my list of things […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[15,13,9,10],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-9q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":348,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/12\/anywhoo\/","url_meta":{"origin":584,"position":0},"title":"anywhoo","date":"January 12, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Tonight I updated Wordpress and some plugins. 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