{"id":588,"date":"2007-07-06T21:56:11","date_gmt":"2007-07-07T02:56:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/06\/turn-on-brain-plz\/"},"modified":"2007-07-06T22:12:02","modified_gmt":"2007-07-07T03:12:02","slug":"turn-on-brain-plz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/06\/turn-on-brain-plz\/","title":{"rendered":"turn on brain, plz!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So&#8230; Maybe I&#8217;m a little jaded or something, but don&#8217;t you think a person would have gotten the hint that I&#8217;m not too interested in chatting with them by now?<\/p>\n<p>I have no clue who this person is, but they&#8217;ve been on my Yahoo! messenger buddy list for a while. Here&#8217;s how tonight&#8217;s conversation is going&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>fegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:08:37 PM): hello bor<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:08:43 PM): hello man<br \/>\nFANLESS (7\/6\/2007 10:09:39 PM): hi<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:11:48 PM): cool bro <\/p>\n<p>fegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:11:59 PM): u know, we havent really talked well <\/p>\n<p>Hide Recent Messages (F3)<\/p>\n<p>fegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:14:50 PM): u there ??<br \/>\nFANLESS (7\/6\/2007 10:14:57 PM): yes<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:16:07 PM): are u in the UK ?<br \/>\nFANLESS (7\/6\/2007 10:16:42 PM): no, us.<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:16:48 PM): k<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:16:54 PM): wat u do ?<br \/>\nFANLESS (7\/6\/2007 10:17:57 PM): not much.<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:18:55 PM): really<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:19:07 PM): dont tell me u sit around all day<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:22:48 PM):<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:22:57 PM): got a wife ?<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:28:25 PM): u there \/?<br \/>\nBUZZ!!!<br \/>\nFANLESS (7\/6\/2007 10:32:21 PM): no wife.<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:32:29 PM): um<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:32:33 PM): g f<br \/>\nFANLESS (7\/6\/2007 10:32:37 PM): no<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:32:54 PM): um<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:33:00 PM): so wats up wiht u ?<br \/>\nFANLESS (7\/6\/2007 10:33:15 PM): very little.<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:33:43 PM): lol<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:33:46 PM): i can see<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:33:56 PM): so why dont u care for a woman ?<br \/>\nFANLESS (7\/6\/2007 10:34:26 PM): too much trouble.<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:34:39 PM): really<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:34:52 PM): so bro tell me, are u a mafia ?<br \/>\nFANLESS (7\/6\/2007 10:35:24 PM): i don&#8217;t think so.<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:35:42 PM): u dont<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:35:56 PM): well wats ur drive<br \/>\nFANLESS (7\/6\/2007 10:36:38 PM): i have none.<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:36:49 PM): k<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:37:06 PM): well i am into mafia stuff<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:37:37 PM): life is great<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:37:41 PM): life is sweet<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:39:22 PM): so tell me exatly wat  u do bro<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:39:32 PM): we could be close u know<br \/>\nBUZZ!!!<br \/>\nFANLESS (7\/6\/2007 10:44:17 PM): i mostly just watch tv.<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:44:43 PM): so how do u get ur money to stay alive ?<br \/>\nFANLESS (7\/6\/2007 10:45:59 PM): i get money from the atm, just like everyone else.<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:46:41 PM): and wats the ATM ?<br \/>\nFANLESS (7\/6\/2007 10:46:55 PM): cash machine.<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:47:41 PM): cash machine?<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:47:55 PM): i dont understand tht?<br \/>\nFANLESS (7\/6\/2007 10:51:42 PM): you can look it up on the internet.<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:52:03 PM): u tell me<br \/>\nFANLESS (7\/6\/2007 10:52:31 PM): i&#8217;d rather not.<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:52:44 PM): why ?<br \/>\nFANLESS (7\/6\/2007 10:54:18 PM): well, what if I make a mistake in my explaination of what an ATM is, and then you&#8217;re on some trivia television show where you can win millions of dolars if you can answer a question about an ATM, and you get the answer wrong because I misinformed you? I would feel bad about that.<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:54:50 PM): na bro<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:54:55 PM): it cool<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:55:02 PM): i am  in Nigeria<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:55:13 PM): cat do dat here<br \/>\nfegoson47 (7\/6\/2007 10:55:18 PM): so tell me<br \/>\nfegoson47 has signed out. (7\/6\/2007 10:57 PM)<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-588\" data-postid=\"588\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-588 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So&#8230; Maybe I&#8217;m a little jaded or something, but don&#8217;t you think a person would have gotten the hint that I&#8217;m not too interested in chatting with them by now? I have no clue who this person is, but they&#8217;ve been on my Yahoo! messenger buddy list for a while. Here&#8217;s how tonight&#8217;s conversation is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[15,13,9,10],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-9u","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":706,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/20\/live-on-tv\/","url_meta":{"origin":588,"position":0},"title":"Live on tv!","date":"October 20, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Live on tv!, originally uploaded by FANLESS. 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