…so someone emails me 2 word documents that they want printed as posters, and I email them back saying we don’t print from Word and to please send a PDF or jpeg or whatever.
\nSo then the brainiac calls me and the conversation went something like this…
\nMe: Well, we don’t print Word documents… I need a PDF or some sort of graphic file.
\nThem: Ok, if I bring you the file on a USB drive can you print it?
\nMe: Uh… Will it still be a Word document?
\nThem: Yes!
\nMe: No, we don’t print Word documents… I need a PDF or some sort of graphic file.
\nThem: Oh, you don’t print Word documents?
\nMe: …? No, we don’t.
\nThem: ok.
\nHELLO, TURN ON BRAIN PLZ!!<\/p>\n
…so someone emails me 2 word documents that they want printed as posters, and I email them back saying we don’t print from Word and to please send a PDF or jpeg or whatever. 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