{"id":595,"date":"2007-07-23T03:18:25","date_gmt":"2007-07-23T08:18:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/23\/kiss-me-and-shake\/"},"modified":"2007-07-23T03:21:48","modified_gmt":"2007-07-23T08:21:48","slug":"kiss-me-and-shake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/23\/kiss-me-and-shake\/","title":{"rendered":"kiss me and shake"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am currently dealing with a gnarly crush on a married woman! It’s Mad Marge<\/a> from Mad Marge and the Stonecutters<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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I expect to be over Marge by the end of tomorrow, but what I don’t expect to be over is this song stuck in my head!!<\/p>\n

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\nSixpence None the Richer – Kiss Me? Give me a break!<\/p>\n

F-you, NFG, for covering this song and getting it stuck in my head, and F-you Dawson’s Creek for… for private reasons!<\/p>\n

P.S.: Color<\/a> me<\/a> somewhat<\/a>(LOL WHAT) impressed<\/a>! <====I think maybe I WOULD!\nActually, I might have Karma Police stuck in my head now, thanks to this video<\/a>. I could tell stories about this song and dropping acid, but I won’t because my friend’s wife might get upset and I don’t have a reason to bring up old shit.<\/p>\n

Oh, wait! One more Kiss Me video! This one is overflowing with lulz!!!<\/p>\n

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Ok, one more… The concept of this video<\/a> is not total crap. Professionally done and I think it would be pretty good.<\/p>\n

Listening to\/watching all of these Kiss Me videos has kept me up past 3 AM zOMG and I have to work in the morning OH NOSE!!<\/p>\n

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I am currently dealing with a gnarly crush on a married woman! It’s Mad Marge from Mad Marge and the Stonecutters. I expect to be over Marge by the end of tomorrow, but what I don’t expect to be over is this song stuck in my head!! Sixpence None the Richer – Kiss Me? 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