It’s like, one minute there are 2 naked girls in my apartment and I’m winning my race in MX vs ATV, and the next minute my race is over, I finished in last place, and my iPod and 4 memory cards are floating in spilled beer on my desk.
\nI guess that’s how we roll here on South Beach!<\/p>\n
It’s like, one minute there are 2 naked girls in my apartment and I’m winning my race in MX vs ATV, and the next minute my race is over, I finished in last place, and my iPod and 4 memory cards are floating in spilled beer on my desk. I guess that’s how we roll […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[9,2],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4uym-eyes","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":18,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/21\/the-1-reason-to-not-hang-out-on-south-beach-if-youre-a-local-and-a-prude-i-guess\/","url_meta":{"origin":68,"position":0},"title":"The #1 reason to not hang out on South Beach if you’re a local (and a prude, I guess).","date":"January 21, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I woke up this morning and I was instantly bored. I checked the innernets, but it was too early for fresh content, and I had stayed up too late reading everything I had missed during the week. I thought about walking over to the beach, but it wasn't enticing enough\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Pictures\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":47,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/02\/on-hiatus-or-fate-to-be-determined\/","url_meta":{"origin":68,"position":1},"title":"on hiatus or fate to be determined","date":"March 2, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"South Beach is done. Actually, it was done last week, but I was too lazy to type about it. Eight episodes down, and I am moist with anticipation to hear if there will be a 2nd season, and beyond. I hope so. Was I the only person that liked this\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":808,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/09\/dave-attell-at-the-south-beach-comedy-festival\/","url_meta":{"origin":68,"position":2},"title":"Dave Attell at the South Beach Comedy Festival","date":"January 9, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Dear internet, I am wanting to see Dave Attell at the South Beach Comedy Festival next week, but I don't want to go alone. Do you want to go with me?? Tickets are not exactly cheap, but I imagine it will be worth it. And if you have a hook-up\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"comedy\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":888,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/06\/this-aint-south-beach\/","url_meta":{"origin":68,"position":3},"title":"This ain’t South Beach!","date":"June 6, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"This ain't South Beach!, originally uploaded by FANLESS.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1107,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/25\/sunrise-on-south-beach\/","url_meta":{"origin":68,"position":4},"title":"Sunrise on South Beach!","date":"April 25, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Sunrise on South Beach!, originally uploaded by FANLESS.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":455,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/16\/live-from-south-beach\/","url_meta":{"origin":68,"position":5},"title":"Live from South Beach.","date":"March 16, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Live from South Beach., originally uploaded by FANLESS. Melissa!","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}