{"id":686,"date":"2007-09-23T22:24:50","date_gmt":"2007-09-24T03:24:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/23\/686\/"},"modified":"2007-09-23T22:28:06","modified_gmt":"2007-09-24T03:28:06","slug":"686","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/23\/686\/","title":{"rendered":"zOMG First Innernets Video EVAR!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>zOMG First Innernets Video EVAR!<\/b><br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/v\/4rrTUWz4pMQ\"><\/param><\/object><br \/>This is pretty much the best video ever made!  I gave it 5 out of 5 stars!<br \/>\nMore importantly: <a href=\"http:\/\/sexandthebeach.blogspot.com\">http:\/\/sexandthebeach.blogspot.com<\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-686\" data-postid=\"686\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-686 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>zOMG First Innernets Video EVAR! This is pretty much the best video ever made! I gave it 5 out of 5 stars! More importantly: http:\/\/sexandthebeach.blogspot.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[13,10,16],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4uym-686","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":218,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/07\/a-2nd-plane-has-crashed-into-my-internet-zomg\/","url_meta":{"origin":686,"position":0},"title":"a 2nd plane has crashed into my internet zOMG!!!","date":"August 7, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Dear Innernets, Can someone please translate (at least loosely) these comments for me? I don't want terrorists flying airplanes into my blog! Love, Christian. Dear people leaving comments with funny writing, I was just kidding about the terrorist bit. Plz 2b not coming to South Beach to seek revenge on\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":620,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/10\/im-pretty-much-shitting-myself-right-now-zomg\/","url_meta":{"origin":686,"position":1},"title":"I&#8217;m pretty much shitting myself right now zOMG!!!","date":"August 10, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm pretty much shitting myself right now zOMG!!! (","rel":"","context":"In \"LOL INNERNETS\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":380,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/08\/best-twitterer\/","url_meta":{"origin":686,"position":2},"title":"BEST TWITTERER","date":"February 8, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/napoleondynamite Best Twitterer evAr! Things like this kind of make my day a little better. (at least it made me smile) P.S.: This made me smile too!","rel":"","context":"In \"Computers\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":166,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/20\/wright-hawt-heet\/","url_meta":{"origin":686,"position":3},"title":"wright hawt heet","date":"June 20, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Dear Innernets, PLZ 2B telling me where the hot spot on the beach\u00c2\u00a0 is to watch the Heat game tonight. I will accept submissions for places off of the beach, but only if you're offering me a ride there too. Oh, and the first round will be on me, naturally!\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":528,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/26\/lqqk-at-me\/","url_meta":{"origin":686,"position":4},"title":"LQQK AT ME!!!","date":"April 26, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"If this works properly (and chances are it won't) then you should be able to see me doing zOMG SO EXCITING things like drinking beer, reading the innernets or watching a movie. I hope it makes you happy Also, I want to be your ustream friend! Oh, P.S.: Keep in\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"LOL INNERNETS\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":229,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/10\/dont-be-jealous-that-ive-been-chatting-online-with-babes-all-day\/","url_meta":{"origin":686,"position":5},"title":"don&#8217;t be jealous that I&#8217;ve been chatting online with babes all day","date":"September 10, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I think the innernets are planning the next September 11th attack IN MY BLOG zOMG!! 86 comments and counting! That's hott!! I hope none of them are directed at me because I have no clue what those funny letters mean. 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