{"id":732,"date":"2007-11-01T16:49:50","date_gmt":"2007-11-01T21:49:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/01\/nice-beard-fatty\/"},"modified":"2023-03-12T14:15:50","modified_gmt":"2023-03-12T22:15:50","slug":"nice-beard-fatty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/01\/nice-beard-fatty\/","title":{"rendered":"Nice beard, fatty!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.torianus.com\/07\/bs\/10-31-07.jpg\"\/><br \/>\nThis guy might think he&#8217;s too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite&#8230; YOU AREN&#8217;T! I doubt even the <a style=\"text-decoration: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.startifacts.com\/best-electric-shaver\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: none; color: #666666;\">best electric shaver<\/span><\/a> can help this weirdo.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/gp\/8663814@N08\/W17rW0\">You might be able to see these pics, but probably not because I think Kathy has them on lock-down<\/a>. Too bad for you.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.torianus.com\/07\/bs\/10-31-07-texting.jpg\"\/><br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a pretty good chance I was sending YOU a text message at this particular moment.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. to the girls I sat next to: Thanks for the memories!<br \/>\n(even though they weren&#8217;t so great)<\/p>\n\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-732\" data-postid=\"732\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-732 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This guy might think he&#8217;s too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite&#8230; YOU AREN&#8217;T! I doubt even the best electric shaver can help this weirdo. You might be able to see these pics, but probably not because I think Kathy has them on lock-down. Too bad for you. There&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[9,2],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-bO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=732"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1665,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732\/revisions\/1665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}