{"id":742,"date":"2007-11-12T03:38:50","date_gmt":"2007-11-12T08:38:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/12\/mom-called\/"},"modified":"2007-11-12T03:38:50","modified_gmt":"2007-11-12T08:38:50","slug":"mom-called","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/12\/mom-called\/","title":{"rendered":"Mom called!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"utterz-entry\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/fpdownload.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0\" width=\"320\" height=\"35\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.utterz.com\/fp\/slimline.swf?20\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"utt_id=NDk3MDMzNQ&amp;autoplay=0&amp;wu=NDk1MjEyOA\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><\/object><br \/>I was laying in bed, a tiny bit bummed that my caller ID said moms (or pops) didn&#8217;t call me on my birthday. I knew I had 2 ooma voicemails, but I hadn&#8217;t checked them, so I got out of bed to see who called. ONE WAS FROM MOM!! That&#8217;s what you&#8217;re hearing. SHE CARES!! (not that I didn&#8217;t expect her to care, I was just a little like&#8230; zOMG MOMS DIDN&#8217;T CALL ME!!)<br \/><a target=\"_new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.utterz.com\/~u-NDk3MDMzNQ\/utt.php\">Mobile post<\/a> sent by <a target=\"_new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.utterz.com\/~h-fanless\/list.php\">fanless<\/a> using <a target=\"_new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.utterz.com\">Utterz<\/a>.&nbsp;<a target=\"_new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.utterz.com\/~u-NDk3MDMzNQ\/utt.php\"><img border=\"0\" style=\"vertical-align: middle; border: none; padding: 0px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.utterz.com\/~u-NDk3MDMzNQ\/reply_count.php\"><\/a>&nbsp;<a target=\"_new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.utterz.com\/~u-NDk3MDMzNQ\/utt.php\">Replies<\/a>.&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.utterz.com\/utts\/24\/24df26848d996bbcfd7568be98e3dedb.mp3\">mp3<\/a><\/div>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-742\" data-postid=\"742\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-742 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was laying in bed, a tiny bit bummed that my caller ID said moms (or pops) didn&#8217;t call me on my birthday. I knew I had 2 ooma voicemails, but I hadn&#8217;t checked them, so I got out of bed to see who called. ONE WAS FROM MOM!! That&#8217;s what you&#8217;re hearing. SHE CARES!! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[69],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-bY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":48,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/03\/today-yesterday-was-a-good-day\/","url_meta":{"origin":742,"position":0},"title":"today (yesterday) was a good day!","date":"March 3, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I slept on my couch last night. 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