{"id":774,"date":"2007-12-05T21:58:42","date_gmt":"2007-12-06T02:58:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/05\/thanks-for-the-lulz-and-lol-jk-about-the-terrorist-thing\/"},"modified":"2007-12-05T22:02:38","modified_gmt":"2007-12-06T03:02:38","slug":"thanks-for-the-lulz-and-lol-jk-about-the-terrorist-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/05\/thanks-for-the-lulz-and-lol-jk-about-the-terrorist-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"thanks for the lulz, and LOL J\/K about the terrorist thing!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You may have seen some of the comments I get on this dumb blog, and thought&#8230; &#8220;WTF?&#8221; Right? I mean, I know that&#8217;s what I think! Surely you know what I&#8217;m talking about. They&#8217;re typed in the terrorist language, and include an email address and\/or a phone number where you&#8217;re supposed to contact someone for sex.<br \/>\nFor a while I&#8217;ve been wondering who the mental giants are that keep posting these comments, and why they keep posting them to MY blog. <font size=\"-1\">(I mean, as far as I know, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\">FANLESS.com<\/a> isn&#8217;t exactly a pussy magnet, is it?? If so, why aren&#8217;t my privates perpetually wet??)<\/font> Tonight, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/stats\/#comment-86970\">this comment<\/a> was posted, and it included a link! I clicked on it and got some lulz!!<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/07\/bs\/hi5_-_sameh-20071205-210857.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I may not be the best person to offer macking advice; I&#8217;m not exactly throwing a bone every night, but I&#8217; have this to say to <a href=\"http:\/\/sambornactor.hi5.com\/\">sameh<\/a>:<br \/>\nD00D!! If you stop telling people you have a &#8220;bug dick&#8221; (before they find out on their own), then you might actually get to put it to use! And then you can stop trolling for ladies at FANLESS.com, OK?<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-774\" data-postid=\"774\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-774 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You may have seen some of the comments I get on this dumb blog, and thought&#8230; &#8220;WTF?&#8221; Right? I mean, I know that&#8217;s what I think! Surely you know what I&#8217;m talking about. They&#8217;re typed in the terrorist language, and include an email address and\/or a phone number where you&#8217;re supposed to contact someone for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[13,10],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-cu","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":218,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/07\/a-2nd-plane-has-crashed-into-my-internet-zomg\/","url_meta":{"origin":774,"position":0},"title":"a 2nd plane has crashed into my internet zOMG!!!","date":"August 7, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Dear Innernets, Can someone please translate (at least loosely) these comments for me? I don't want terrorists flying airplanes into my blog! Love, Christian. Dear people leaving comments with funny writing, I was just kidding about the terrorist bit. Plz 2b not coming to South Beach to seek revenge on\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":236,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/18\/drnkcom\/","url_meta":{"origin":774,"position":1},"title":"drnk.com","date":"September 18, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Dear innernets, Is this offensive?? Hey, at least today isn't 9-11! Also, why do I get so annoyed when people say 9-1-1 instead of 9-11?? I love Paul Harvey and all, but I about lose it when I hear him say \"9-1-1\"! It's not 9-1-1! 911 is what you dial\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":223,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/10\/yearbook-post\/","url_meta":{"origin":774,"position":2},"title":"Yearbook Post!","date":"August 10, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"In light of the upcoming blogger get-together I felt that a yearbook post was in order. That means that if you're reading this (even if we're not hanging out this weekend) then you should leave a comment containing a picture of yourself. And if you don't have a picture of\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":375,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/02\/406308\/","url_meta":{"origin":774,"position":3},"title":"406,308","date":"February 2, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"How in the Tori Anus (.com!) can this be explained? 406,308 page views in January?? That's more than December and November 2006 combined! I don't get it. Brandon reckons it's his pictures (this one of his daughter, Mia, in particular) that are pulling in so much traffic, but I think\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":348,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/12\/anywhoo\/","url_meta":{"origin":774,"position":4},"title":"anywhoo","date":"January 12, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Tonight I updated Wordpress and some plugins. Of (fairly uninteresting) note are these two new pages: users and stats. The users page shows how many people are browsing this site in realtime and about the only interesting thing about that is that there were 58 people browsing fanless.com at the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Back home, years ago.\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":828,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/19\/watch-me-completely-emasculate-this-blog-in-one-post\/","url_meta":{"origin":774,"position":5},"title":"Watch Me Completely Emasculate This Blog In One Post","date":"February 19, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"(Posted by: Balou) One of the conditions of me posting on Fanless.com\u00c2\u00a0is that I can post ANYTHING I want. (\"Anything?\" I asked. \"Whatever you want,\" Fanless answered. \"Even if I want to post something about scrapbooking?\" [Yes, I scrapbook] I asked. \"Yes. Whatever you want,\" he said. 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