{"id":777,"date":"2007-12-07T22:53:13","date_gmt":"2007-12-08T03:53:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/07\/almost-the-prodigal-son\/"},"modified":"2007-12-07T22:53:13","modified_gmt":"2007-12-08T03:53:13","slug":"almost-the-prodigal-son","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/07\/almost-the-prodigal-son\/","title":{"rendered":"almost the prodigal son."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I were a better son, I would be in Othello Washington right now.<br \/>\nInstead, I&#8217;m about to go paint the town red once again. Because that&#8217;s how I roll, I guess.<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s a picture from Family Xmas one year ago.<br \/>\n<img src=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/07\/bs\/12-07-07-family-xmas.jpg\"><\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-777\" data-postid=\"777\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-777 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I were a better son, I would be in Othello Washington right now. Instead, I&#8217;m about to go paint the town red once again. Because that&#8217;s how I roll, I guess. Here&#8217;s a picture from Family Xmas one year ago.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[5,9,11],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-cx","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/777"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=777"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/777\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}