{"id":781,"date":"2007-12-10T00:42:55","date_gmt":"2007-12-10T05:42:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/10\/best-party-of-the-year\/"},"modified":"2007-12-12T02:58:15","modified_gmt":"2007-12-12T07:58:15","slug":"best-party-of-the-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/10\/best-party-of-the-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Best party of the year!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hole. Lee. Kwap!! Can I just say, BEST PARTY OF THE YEAR!? I was at it. Tonight! It was awesome!!
\nSo, tonight was the MiamiBeach411.com<\/a> Christmas party, and it was awesome! It wasn’t next level in the sense of bare titties… I mean breasts! being showed… Or privates being showed, in general… But it was very Next Level as far as the people that I got to meet!<\/p>\n

Number 1: I was happy that I got to talk with Rick from stuckonthepalmetto.blogspot.com<\/a> again! He’s one of my favorites! Aslo, I was stoked that I FINALLY got to meet Alex, too.
\nNumber 2: I got to meet Miami Fever<\/a>!! I have such a super hard boner for his pictures!! I mean, his pictures make me want to NEVER touch a camera again because I KNOW that I can’t go next level like he does, and it kind of bums me out. But his pictures don’t bum me out at all! They’re all A+++!
\nNumber 3: Actually, number 3 and 4 are a toss-up between Restaurant Gal<\/a> and Sara from All Purpose Dark<\/a>. I think RG was a a tiny bit stoked that I was familiar with her blog, but Sara went Next Level by dropping an F-bomb! I love girls that aren’t afraid to tell it how it is. Especially if it includes swearing!!
\nNumber 5: zOMG I MET DAN RENZI<\/a> FROM MTV’s REAL WORLD!!1!!1oneOneONE ELEVEN11!!! So, we’re going around the room, and everyone is introducing themselves, and this guy that I hadn’t yet seen, but was sitting 4 people down from me, stands up and says “Hello, I’m Dan… I write for the Miami New Times and I apologize for… blah blah blah.” My point being, he didn’t say he was on The Real World, and I was like… “WTF?? This dude looks familiar… HOLY CRAP!!! Is that Dan from the Real World: Miami??” Then I asked a couple of people I was sitting next to if that was the dude, and nobody knew, but then Sara confirmed and I think a little paternal cool whip came out at that moment! Because… Nobody knows what it was like for me to be in college in Walla Walla Washington, watching The Real World: Miami, and thinking about how cool those people were, even if they started out as regular Joe’s, for the most part. I mean, I think (as in, I’m 99\/9% SURE) I still have the entire season on VHS!! Seriously, before I came to Miami, everything I knew about Miami came from Miami Vice and The Real World! In fact, if not for The Real World, I maybe never would have came here in the first place! So that was kind of a big deal to me, but I never really talked to him, because I didn’t want to be all… “Remember that time when you said XYZ to Flora?? OMG THAT WAS SO AWESOME!!!” Or whatever. I don’t know… You can say what you will, but it was neat to me!
\nOther than that, I mostly hung out with my usual crew… Tere<\/a>, Maria<\/a>, Yvette<\/a>, and Scott<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Obviously, Gus and Michelle deserve MAJOR PROPS for organizing this party, and, most of all, footing the bill! I hope it was worth it for them, because it was for sure worth it to me!<\/p>\n

Actually, to make it wort it to them, how about checking out MiamiBeach411.com<\/a>? Maybe even sign up and post in the forums<\/a>! I’ve made a whopping 2 posts there myself! I dare you to try to top me!<\/p>\n

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