{"id":80,"date":"2006-04-07T10:03:41","date_gmt":"2006-04-07T15:03:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/07\/miami-beach-polo-cup-2006\/"},"modified":"2006-04-07T13:42:53","modified_gmt":"2006-04-07T18:42:53","slug":"miami-beach-polo-cup-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/07\/miami-beach-polo-cup-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"Miami Beach Polo Cup 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was just handed 2 VIP tickets to the Miami Beach Polo Cup 2006<\/a>!
\nThen I looked at the date and time and it’s for next Friday at 2 PM and I was like, oh, shit I have to work!
\nBut then I got told we’re not working on Friday because it’s Good Friday and I was like HOLLA!!
\nBut there is still one caveat…
\nI may be the size of 2 men, but I’m pretty sure I’ll only need one ticket to get into this shindig. So…<\/p>\n

HEY LADIES!<\/b>
\nWho wants to be a VIP at the Miami Beach Polo Cup with me next Friday??
\nI know you’re probably like “Uh, Christian…? You do realize this is POLO and not Marco Polo, right?” and yeah, I know there is no swimming pool involved, but these are $120 VIP tickets, so how bad can it be if people are willing to pay that much?? And unlike the 10 tickets to see Fall Out Boy<\/a> I had last fall, I will not let these go to waste!
\nI may know fuck all about Polo, but in the very least I should be able to get a couple of cool pictures, right?<\/p>\n

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I was just handed 2 VIP tickets to the Miami Beach Polo Cup 2006! Then I looked at the date and time and it’s for next Friday at 2 PM and I was like, oh, shit I have to work! But then I got told we’re not working on Friday because it’s Good Friday and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[9,2],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-1i","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":88,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/13\/lollers\/","url_meta":{"origin":80,"position":0},"title":"lollers","date":"April 13, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"A+++ LOLlers!! (for reference - not that 2719 people saw that image yesterday or anything) Also... I still need a partner in crime for tomorrow's opening of the Miami Beach Polo Cup 2006.","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":195,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/09\/south-beach-world-cup-aftermath-italy-wins-and-france-still-sucks\/","url_meta":{"origin":80,"position":1},"title":"South Beach World Cup Aftermath – Italy wins and France still sucks!","date":"July 9, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Hey guys, I think the Miami Dolphins won the World Series or something!! Ocean Drive, Miami Beach FL. Check out Mario Andretti's Crunk Cup!! How many Italia fans can you fit into the back of a truck?? Does it get any more Italian than this? (I see this guy like\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":808,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/09\/dave-attell-at-the-south-beach-comedy-festival\/","url_meta":{"origin":80,"position":2},"title":"Dave Attell at the South Beach Comedy Festival","date":"January 9, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Dear internet, I am wanting to see Dave Attell at the South Beach Comedy Festival next week, but I don't want to go alone. Do you want to go with me?? Tickets are not exactly cheap, but I imagine it will be worth it. And if you have a hook-up\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"comedy\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":193,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/07\/beach-patrol-miami-beach\/","url_meta":{"origin":80,"position":3},"title":"Beach Patrol: Miami Beach","date":"July 7, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Hey guys, don't forget that Beach Patrol: Miami Beach premieres on Monday night on Court TV at 8 PM!","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1199,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/31\/miami-beach-halloween-half-marathon\/","url_meta":{"origin":80,"position":4},"title":"Miami Beach Halloween Half-Marathon!","date":"October 31, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Miami Beach Halloween Half-Marathon!, originally uploaded by FANLESS.","rel":"","context":"With 2 comments","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":49,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/04\/oh-my-lord\/","url_meta":{"origin":80,"position":5},"title":"OH MY LORD!","date":"March 4, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"zOMGz this is so amazing!!As you may or may not know, Blink 182 is one of my favorite bands. I had it really bad for them in 2001, when I saw them 8 times, in 4 different states (Florida, New York, Washington and Oklahoma)! According to my last.fm account, they\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}