{"id":808,"date":"2008-01-09T22:29:59","date_gmt":"2008-01-10T03:29:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/09\/dave-attell-at-the-south-beach-comedy-festival\/"},"modified":"2008-01-09T22:46:08","modified_gmt":"2008-01-10T03:46:08","slug":"dave-attell-at-the-south-beach-comedy-festival","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/09\/dave-attell-at-the-south-beach-comedy-festival\/","title":{"rendered":"Dave Attell at the South Beach Comedy Festival"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear internet,<br \/>\nI am wanting to see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.daveattell.com\">Dave Attell <\/a> at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.southbeachcomedyfestival.com\">South Beach Comedy Festival<\/a> next week, but I don&#8217;t want to go alone. Do you want to go with me?? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ticketmaster.com\/artist\/1175237\">Tickets<\/a> are not exactly cheap, but I imagine it will be worth it. And if you have a hook-up for tickets, I&#8217;m not really willing to say I&#8217;m the Iron Chef of sucking cock, but I AM willing to say that I have never had any complaints! So please keep that in mind when comp tickets are being passed out! I really want to go!<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-808\" data-postid=\"808\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-808 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear internet, I am wanting to see Dave Attell at the South Beach Comedy Festival next week, but I don&#8217;t want to go alone. Do you want to go with me?? Tickets are not exactly cheap, but I imagine it will be worth it. And if you have a hook-up for tickets, I&#8217;m not really [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[22,21,24,25,2,23],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-d2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":80,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/07\/miami-beach-polo-cup-2006\/","url_meta":{"origin":808,"position":0},"title":"Miami Beach Polo Cup 2006","date":"April 7, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I was just handed 2 VIP tickets to the Miami Beach Polo Cup 2006! Then I looked at the date and time and it's for next Friday at 2 PM and I was like, oh, shit I have to work! 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