{"id":810,"date":"2008-01-11T03:55:25","date_gmt":"2008-01-11T08:55:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/11\/christian-got-low-low-low-low-low-and-still-is\/"},"modified":"2008-01-12T00:10:16","modified_gmt":"2008-01-12T05:10:16","slug":"christian-got-low-low-low-low-low-and-still-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/11\/christian-got-low-low-low-low-low-and-still-is\/","title":{"rendered":"christian got low low low low low (and still is)"},"content":{"rendered":"

…so there I am, trying to plan an exit strategey, when this<\/a> pops up on my screen. I click the link and watch the video<\/a>. Well, there’s a video in that video that I decided I might want to see, so I tried finding it. (if you have a URL for this video, please pass it on to me. I gave up rather quickly.<\/s> oh hay I found it<\/a>!!)
\nInstead, I found these gems!
\nFirst of all, I am happy this video exists! It’s not what I was after, but it kind of works for me! I might even be tempted to say I WOULD!!! but I’m not going to because for all I know, that’s a man, man.
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Now we move into the area where I have to ask myself, “Am I going to go to jail for watching all 5+ minutes of this??” I hope not!
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I really don’t get why people are willing to put videos like this on the net!
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Ok, this one is kind of funny, in a mocking kind of way…
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Of course, it only gets worse from there…
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\nThese are so incredibly WRONG!!
\nI must be getting old. =(<\/p>\n
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…so there I am, trying to plan an exit strategey, when this pops up on my screen. I click the link and watch the video. Well, there’s a video in that video that I decided I might want to see, so I tried finding it. 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