{"id":844,"date":"2008-03-18T07:20:57","date_gmt":"2008-03-18T12:20:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/18\/this-is-why-im-hot-or-why-i-was-hot-on-saturday\/"},"modified":"2008-03-18T08:04:08","modified_gmt":"2008-03-18T13:04:08","slug":"this-is-why-im-hot-or-why-i-was-hot-on-saturday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/18\/this-is-why-im-hot-or-why-i-was-hot-on-saturday\/","title":{"rendered":"This is why I’m hot!! (or why I WAS hot on Saturday)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Check this out! Carl<\/a> made a 6 minute video of my fat ass riding at Amelia on Saturday!<\/p>\n

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Check this out! Carl made a 6 minute video of my fat ass riding at Amelia on Saturday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[71,49,28],"tags":[4,16,75,72],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-dC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":102,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/20\/its-on-like-donkey-kong\/","url_meta":{"origin":844,"position":0},"title":"It’s on like Donkey Kong!","date":"April 20, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I have plans to go riding at Markham park again on Saturday. I'm just letting you know so you can come out and stalk me. I might be spending the night in West Palm because I have another baby shower to go to on Sunday. Why can't people schedule their\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":577,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/08\/plz\/","url_meta":{"origin":844,"position":1},"title":"plz","date":"June 8, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"This should be pretty hot, but this girl is so skinny I kind of get creeped out. I'm like, Errrr... WTF, are you 12?? The youtube profile says 21, but I'm not buying it. Especially since their other video is clearly not the same person. And obviously these videos exist\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"I WOULD!!!\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":197,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/10\/early-warning\/","url_meta":{"origin":844,"position":2},"title":"Early Warning","date":"July 10, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"**ATTENTION STALKERS** I have a tentative plan to go riding at Markham Park on Saturday morning. I don't know when exactly \"morning\" is, but I wouldn't expect it to be before 9 AM. Carl says he is going... Raul is going\/giving me a ride. I'm trying to get Brandon to\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":582,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/23\/582\/","url_meta":{"origin":844,"position":3},"title":"Stephen Murray gets jacked at the AST Dew Tour","date":"June 23, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Stephen Murray gets jacked at the AST Dew Tour Bummer!","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":541,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/11\/541\/","url_meta":{"origin":844,"position":4},"title":"Longest Dirt Bike Wheely[sic] On U-Tube","date":"May 11, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Longest Dirt Bike Wheely On U-Tube Color me impressed!","rel":"","context":"In \"LOL INNERNETS\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":199,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/11\/lincoln-road-apple-store-and-some-digression-about-my-friends\/","url_meta":{"origin":844,"position":5},"title":"Lincoln Road Apple Store and some digression about my friends.","date":"July 11, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"According to this post, the Lincoln Road Apple Store is opening on Saturday. I won't be one of the first 1000 customers that gets a free t-shirt... I'll be riding at Markham. I'm an idiot for making plans for Saturday on Monday! And the whole thing got started because I\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=844"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}