{"id":85,"date":"2006-04-11T09:15:23","date_gmt":"2006-04-11T13:15:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/11\/they-call-me-birdman-junior-im-flyer-than-the-rest\/"},"modified":"2006-04-11T14:55:22","modified_gmt":"2006-04-11T18:55:22","slug":"they-call-me-birdman-junior-im-flyer-than-the-rest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/11\/they-call-me-birdman-junior-im-flyer-than-the-rest\/","title":{"rendered":"They call me Birdman Junior; I&#8217;m flyer than the rest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ya know, I&#8217;ve always claimed to be a pretty cool guy, but it&#8217;s been a little tough to back that claim up at times. The other day I ran across a bit of proof!<br \/>\n<img src=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/06\/bs\/04-05-06-3amigos.jpg\"><br \/>\nHere I am flanked by my boys, Phil hanks on my right and Rod Schutte on my left. Please pay close attention to my sweet pink All-Stars that I&#8217;m rockin&#8217; without socks! That&#8217;s how I did it in the late 80s. Also, check out how ginormous Phil&#8217;s feet are! Oh, and obviously I was way skinnier than I am now. I think I&#8217;m gonna get my hair cut like that again! I&#8217;d still wear pink Converse, but I think they might give off the wrong kind of vibe here on South Beach. I&#8217;m still man enough to ride my pink <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/99\/1299\/pork\">Pork<\/a> around!<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t figure out what year this was exactly. I wasn&#8217;t into cards until after I moved to Yakima, so it must have been after 6th grade. I think this was before my melon got operated on, so it was before 9th grade. I&#8217;m going to guess that this was during the 7th grade, so probably 1987 or 88.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m gonna look for more sweet pics from back in the day to scan.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of friends&#8230;<br \/>\nHey, you. Yeah, YOU! You reading these words&#8230; Why am I not one of your myspace friends?? Please add me right now!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/fanless\">www.myspace.com\/fanless<\/a> (I better have at least 250 friends by the end of the day!)<br \/>\nThanks! We&#8217;ll be BFF!!<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-85\" data-postid=\"85\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-85 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ya know, I&#8217;ve always claimed to be a pretty cool guy, but it&#8217;s been a little tough to back that claim up at times. The other day I ran across a bit of proof! Here I am flanked by my boys, Phil hanks on my right and Rod Schutte on my left. 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