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\nOH NOSE!! I’m losing the great 2K8 stats race to CriticalMiami.com<\/a>!!!
\nAlso, today was the first day I made a blog post in 30 something days!! Good thing I have my homies picking up the slack!<\/p>\n

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OH NOSE!! I’m losing the great 2K8 stats race to CriticalMiami.com!!! Also, today was the first day I made a blog post in 30 something days!! Good thing I have my homies picking up the slack!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,59,60],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-dQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":91,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/14\/a-faker-never-know-he-fake\/","url_meta":{"origin":858,"position":0},"title":"a faker never know he fake","date":"April 14, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"It's not like I'm Bruce Willis or something. Nobody gives a shit what I had for breakfast! Or do they...? 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That meant I couldn't\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"LOL INNERNETS\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":348,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/12\/anywhoo\/","url_meta":{"origin":858,"position":4},"title":"anywhoo","date":"January 12, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Tonight I updated Wordpress and some plugins. Of (fairly uninteresting) note are these two new pages: users and stats. 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