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It’s days like these where I wish I had a sibling to share this extra helping of bologna with. Last Monday my dad suffered an acute myocardial infarction. Those are fancy words for a heart attack. He is no longer with us. 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It’s days like these where I wish I had a sibling to share this extra helping of bologna with.