Have you ever noticed\/realized how amazingly boring\/pointless life seems once you’ve achieved all of your goals*, met all of your heros**, and bought everything you ever wanted***?
\nIt kind of sucks.
\nEspecially if you’ve burned a few bridges and damaged your body beyond repair in the process.
\nIt’s not like you can just hit a reset button and start over.<\/p>\n
* (and realized you should have set the bar a little higher!)
\n** (and realized that they’re just people too, and sometimes assholes and\/or really short)
\n*** (and realized that those things are not as awesome as they seem in their marketing propaganda)<\/p>\n
Have you ever noticed\/realized how amazingly boring\/pointless life seems once you’ve achieved all of your goals*, met all of your heros**, and bought everything you ever wanted***? It kind of sucks. Especially if you’ve burned a few bridges and damaged your body beyond repair in the process. 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