{"id":88,"date":"2006-04-13T15:15:35","date_gmt":"2006-04-13T19:15:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/13\/lollers\/"},"modified":"2006-04-13T15:15:35","modified_gmt":"2006-04-13T19:15:35","slug":"lollers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/13\/lollers\/","title":{"rendered":"lollers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=+7 face=\"Impact\"><b><a href=\"http:\/\/sexandthebeach.blogspot.com\/2006\/04\/south-beach-fry-it-diet-nsfw.html\">A+++ LOLlers<\/a>!!<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/suckability.livejournal.com\/303971.html\">for reference<\/a> &#8211; not that 2719 people saw that image yesterday or anything)<\/p>\n<p>Also&#8230; I still need a partner in crime for tomorrow&#8217;s opening of the <a href=\"http:\/\/miamipolo.com\/\">Miami Beach Polo Cup 2006<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-88\" data-postid=\"88\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-88 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A+++ LOLlers!! (for reference &#8211; not that 2719 people saw that image yesterday or anything) Also&#8230; I still need a partner in crime for tomorrow&#8217;s opening of the Miami Beach Polo Cup 2006.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[13,10],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4uym-lollers","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":131,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/15\/lollers-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":88,"position":0},"title":"lollers","date":"May 15, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"She's like... He acts like he's 12, but he has gray hair!?! WHAT'S UP??","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":126,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/09\/nintendo-oui\/","url_meta":{"origin":88,"position":1},"title":"Nintendo OUI!","date":"May 9, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Hey, did you guys hear about that new Nintendo thing that was announced today? lollers! That kid's head probably would have assploded if he had been at E3 today!","rel":"","context":"In \"LOL INNERNETS\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":91,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/14\/a-faker-never-know-he-fake\/","url_meta":{"origin":88,"position":2},"title":"a faker never know he fake","date":"April 14, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"It's not like I'm Bruce Willis or something. Nobody gives a shit what I had for breakfast! Or do they...? Here is something I really can't wrap my pea brain around. Why in the Tori Anus (.com!) would my site get a shit ton more hits (see above image or\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":207,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/19\/the-highlight-of-my-evening-chatting-with-a-bot\/","url_meta":{"origin":88,"position":3},"title":"The highlight of my evening&#8230; Chatting with a bot!","date":"July 19, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"First of all, why is this annoying me so much? I haven't left a comment yet, and likely won't, but I can't just let it go either. It will probably keep me from getting to sleep tonight. Someone needs to be schooled on how things are down here. Unrelated: I\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"LOL INNERNETS\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}