{"id":918,"date":"2008-06-17T02:58:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-17T06:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/?p=918"},"modified":"2008-06-17T03:06:34","modified_gmt":"2008-06-17T07:06:34","slug":"write-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/17\/write-now\/","title":{"rendered":"write now"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear innernets,
\nAt some point I will have some things to type to you about. At least, I think I will. Or maybe not. I mean, I pretty much just dealt with\/am dealing with the biggest thing in my life so far, and it hasn’t exactly gotten my fingers typing, so… If that can’t make me type things, I don’t know what will.
\nAnd dreamhost may be trying to shut my blog down<\/a>, but I’m not giving up on it just yet!!
\nAnd I’m still looking for a new apartment on South Beach!
\nThat’s about all I have to say right now.
\nkthnxbai!
\n-Christian<\/p>\n

Oh, P.S.! Here is a picture of me and my mom, in Othello!
\n<\/a>
\n(I hope myspace will allow me to hotlink that! I’m too lazy to fix it up properly! It’s 3 AM, what do you want from me??)<\/p>\n

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Dear innernets, At some point I will have some things to type to you about. At least, I think I will. Or maybe not. I mean, I pretty much just dealt with\/am dealing with the biggest thing in my life so far, and it hasn’t exactly gotten my fingers typing, so… If that can’t make […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-eO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":505,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/06\/kamurshol\/","url_meta":{"origin":918,"position":0},"title":"Kamurshol","date":"April 6, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Here are some things I want to remember to type on the innernets about. \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2Kings of South Beach \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2last weekend on South Beach \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2the death of 2 computers and the replacement of one. \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2Something else I forgot.","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":200,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/11\/a-work-in-progress\/","url_meta":{"origin":918,"position":1},"title":"a work in progress.","date":"July 11, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"It's been several months since I've done this, but just in case you were wondering, as of today, NoFuckinAround.com will create a 2987 page\/211 MB .PDF file when converted using ljbook.com. 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