{"id":93,"date":"2006-04-15T12:15:44","date_gmt":"2006-04-15T16:15:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/15\/watch-me-go-bling-bling-bling-bling-so-gleam\/"},"modified":"2006-04-16T18:13:23","modified_gmt":"2006-04-16T22:13:23","slug":"watch-me-go-bling-bling-bling-bling-so-gleam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/15\/watch-me-go-bling-bling-bling-bling-so-gleam\/","title":{"rendered":"Watch me go bling bling, bling bling; so gleam"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am zOMG SO MOIST WITH ANTICIPATION for this to be ready all ready<\/a>! Naturally, Jay Quinlan is my heavy favorite without even seeing any footage. Second nod goes to Kourtney Hungerford, and 3rd on my radar is Heath Frisby, but if anyone else really brings it then I’m not against giving them precedence. Those are just my 3 favorites in general.<\/p>\n

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There are rumors that I will be riding at Markham park today at 3:30 or so. Back in January, Raul, Carl and I trekked up there only to find out that the trails were still closed after Hurricane Wilma’s destruction. Whoever said they’re open again better be right! I don’t want to have to settle for Oleta again. I wish South Pointe park had Markham’s trails! Then I would NEVER leave the beach!!<\/p>\n

My bike is a little beat. I know a couple of months ago I made a post stating that I went a whole year… 1000+ miles! without getting a flat. Well, a couple of weeks after that I got a flat. I don’t even know how or when. I just went to ride to Publix and my rear tire was flat. The flat may have been a gift from God because in trying to change the tube I found a broken spoke! My rear wheel spent a couple of weeks at the mechanic’s and after too much drama over the disc rotor\/hub, my wheel is back on my bike.
\nBut my suspension is still too soft and my rear brake is still unpredictable. It might work… It might not.<\/p>\n

Anyway… Come out to Markham Park this afternoon, find me, and say “Hey, I went to your website and it gave my kid\/wife\/dog a seizure, you asshole!!”. I shouldn’t be too hard to find… I’ll probably be the only fat guy LAYING (example 1<\/a>, example 2<\/a>) on the trail, crying for his mommy!
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I am zOMG SO MOIST WITH ANTICIPATION for this to be ready all ready! Naturally, Jay Quinlan is my heavy favorite without even seeing any footage. Second nod goes to Kourtney Hungerford, and 3rd on my radar is Heath Frisby, but if anyone else really brings it then I’m not against giving them precedence. Those […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[9,10,11,4],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-1v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":148,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/03\/everyone-knows-mexicans-melt-in-the-rain\/","url_meta":{"origin":93,"position":0},"title":"everyone knows mexicans melt in the rain!","date":"June 3, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Raul is on his way to pick me up right now. Despite the weather, we're going riding at Markham Park. Should I get struck by lightning or otherwise kill myself on the trails today, please tell dreamhost it is OK for you to have my password for my account (only\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"FANLESS.com\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":94,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/16\/im-pro\/","url_meta":{"origin":93,"position":1},"title":"I’m PRO!","date":"April 16, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"The rumors were true! The trails at Markham Park were open, and not only did I get to ride them again, I lived to tell about it too!! (with pictures even!) This is the entrance to \"Crime Scene\". I think it's clear that if you're there to have a good\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":108,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/25\/earf-day-brokeback-markham\/","url_meta":{"origin":93,"position":2},"title":"Earf day @ Brokeback Markham","date":"April 25, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"This is how I spent Earth Day 2006: Riding at Markham Park!","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":102,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/20\/its-on-like-donkey-kong\/","url_meta":{"origin":93,"position":3},"title":"It’s on like Donkey Kong!","date":"April 20, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I have plans to go riding at Markham park again on Saturday. I'm just letting you know so you can come out and stalk me. I might be spending the night in West Palm because I have another baby shower to go to on Sunday. Why can't people schedule their\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":197,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/10\/early-warning\/","url_meta":{"origin":93,"position":4},"title":"Early Warning","date":"July 10, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"**ATTENTION STALKERS** I have a tentative plan to go riding at Markham Park on Saturday morning. I don't know when exactly \"morning\" is, but I wouldn't expect it to be before 9 AM. Carl says he is going... Raul is going\/giving me a ride. I'm trying to get Brandon to\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":156,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/10\/attention-stalkers\/","url_meta":{"origin":93,"position":5},"title":"**ATTENTION STALKERS**","date":"June 10, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Heading to Markham Park again right now, so come out and say hi! I will probably be hotter than my bung, but I just want to ride!","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}