{"id":94,"date":"2006-04-16T18:33:16","date_gmt":"2006-04-16T22:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/16\/im-pro\/"},"modified":"2006-04-16T18:37:51","modified_gmt":"2006-04-16T22:37:51","slug":"im-pro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/16\/im-pro\/","title":{"rendered":"I’m PRO!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The rumors were true! The trails at Markham Park were open, and not only did I get to ride them again, I lived to tell about it too!! (with pictures even!)<\/p>\n

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\nThis is the entrance to “Crime Scene”. I think it’s clear that if you’re there to have a good time on your new Huffys you got from K-mart with your wife, you took a wrong turn somewhere. This section isn’t for pussies!<\/p>\n

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\nThis is the back side of Crime Scene. Unfortunately, pictures don’t show how gnarly and intimidating it really is. <\/p>\n

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\nHere I am, contemplating certain death. It’s kind of like when you’re a kid and you finally get to go riding with the older kids. You’re like, It doesn’t look that bad, but they must call it “Dead Man Hill” for a reason, right?<\/p>\n

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\n…but I’m dum so I go for it. I kind of look like I know what I’m doing; sighting where I want to go instead of where I am.<\/p>\n

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\nAnd amazingly I end up where I wanted to go!<\/p>\n

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\nH00RAY!! I didn’t die!!!<\/p>\n

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The rumors were true! The trails at Markham Park were open, and not only did I get to ride them again, I lived to tell about it too!! (with pictures even!) This is the entrance to “Crime Scene”. I think it’s clear that if you’re there to have a good time on your new Huffys […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[9,11,4],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-1w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":161,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/15\/harlem-motocross-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":94,"position":0},"title":"Harlem Motocross","date":"June 15, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Harlem Motocross 02, originally uploaded by harlemfur. Hmmm... Looks like a Kawasaki... Looks like it has a #7 on it... Skin looks a little darker than mine... MUST BE JAMES STEWART zOMGz!1!! Check out the rest of the set! (and no, these are not my pics. And it's not really\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"LOL INNERNETS\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":887,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/06\/flowers-and-pictures\/","url_meta":{"origin":94,"position":1},"title":"flowers and pictures","date":"June 6, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"flowers and pictures, originally uploaded by FANLESS.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":263,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/30\/more-dew-action-sports-tour-pictures\/","url_meta":{"origin":94,"position":2},"title":"more Dew Action Sports Tour pictures!","date":"October 30, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!","rel":"","context":"In \"IRL\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":321,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/20\/jeans-beaver-joys-panda-and-lucys-butt\/","url_meta":{"origin":94,"position":3},"title":"Jean’s beaver, Joy’s Panda, and Lucy’s butt!","date":"December 20, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Almost every day I feel like I should type something on the innernets, but I don't really ever have anything to say.So here's a re-run from a post I made back in a little over 4 years ago. I think it's kind of funny, but probably not if you don't\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Back home, years ago.\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":138,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/20\/west-yellowstone-to-custer-south-dakota\/","url_meta":{"origin":94,"position":4},"title":"West Yellowstone to Custer South Dakota","date":"May 20, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"There's no better way to start a day than with a can of Red Bull! Hey, there's something you don't see everyday in South Florida! This is Kim and Brandon at Spasm Geyser. I think Kim was trying to make out with me but I was like blegh! Me and\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Back home, years ago.\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":34,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/10\/website-ideas\/","url_meta":{"origin":94,"position":5},"title":"website ideas","date":"February 10, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Here are some ideas for fun websites that may or may not already exist. \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Homeless or European? Pictures of people where you guess if they're homeless or just european. \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Homeless or Hipster? Pictures of people where you guess if they're homeless or just hipsters. \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Gay or European?\u2026","rel":"","context":"In \"Uncategorized\"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}