{"id":949,"date":"2008-12-03T23:59:59","date_gmt":"2008-12-04T03:59:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanless.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/03\/twitter-updates-for-2008-12-03\/"},"modified":"2008-12-03T23:59:59","modified_gmt":"2008-12-04T03:59:59","slug":"twitter-updates-for-2008-12-03","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/03\/twitter-updates-for-2008-12-03\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitter Updates for 2008-12-03"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>It feels MUCH colder than 70\u00c2\u00ba in my apartment right now. I don&#8217;t know how I will deal with 12\u00c2\u00ba next week!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/fanless\/statuses\/1035301354\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Is it the 4th of July already??? I hear mad fireworks going off outside! The first explosion almost made me mess myself!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/fanless\/statuses\/1035344408\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>These fireworks are louder than my asshole!! Car alarms are going off up and down my street! MAKE IT STOP!!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/fanless\/statuses\/1035348515\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"aktt_credit\">Powered by <a href=\"http:\/\/alexking.org\/projects\/wordpress\">Twitter Tools<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-949\" data-postid=\"949\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-949 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It feels MUCH colder than 70\u00c2\u00ba in my apartment right now. I don&#8217;t know how I will deal with 12\u00c2\u00ba next week!! # Is it the 4th of July already??? I hear mad fireworks going off outside! The first explosion almost made me mess myself!!! # These fireworks are louder than my asshole!! Car alarms [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uym-fj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":334,"url":"https:\/\/www.torianus.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/01\/dud\/","url_meta":{"origin":949,"position":0},"title":"dud","date":"January 1, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"zOMG u guiez da f1rewerx on souf beesh were s0 assum! did u c dem?? What a let-down. I hope this isn't a prelude to how 2007 is going to be. P.S.: Official word: FIreworks cancelled due to bad weather. 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