Dec 8 2006
Dec 8 2006
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Tiff & I are starting our long journey over the mountains and through the woods to grandmother’s house we go!
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Dec 6 2006
Please don’t bomb/hijack/crash/delay/cancel/whatever these flights!
It’s Seattle eve and I’ve only packed two fuckin’ back packs!
It‘s Seattle eve and I’ve only packed two fuckin’ back packs!
And I hate, Hate, HATE your guts…
I hate, Hate, HATE your guts…
And I’ll never talk to you again…
unless your dad will suck me off…
I’ll never talk to you again…
unless your mom will touch my cock…
I’ll never talk to you again…
ejaculate into a sock…
I’ll never talk to you again…
I’ll never talk to you again…
(I’ve been saying that since 2001!)
Please don’t bomb/hijack/crash/delay/cancel/whatever these flights!

Actually, this is kind of wrong. I’m coming back on Tuesday, not Monday. I still need to make a ticket change.
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Dec 4 2006
ATTENTION WASHINGTON STATE!
**ATTENTION WASHINGTON STATE**
On Thursday I will be flying to Seattle for a long weekend. If you can remember back to last year, this will be a very similar situation. I will even be wearing the same coat. I haven’t even had it on since I got home from last year’s trip. I should be landing in Seattle sometime between 12 and 1 PM. I’ll probably head downtown, but I really have no plans at all. Unlike last year, I DO NOT plan on drinking nearly as much, if at all. Last year I got so ripped I barely remember most of the night. During our trip to Othello the next morning we had to pull over 3 times so I vomit on the side of the road. It wasn’t fun at all. It was easily the most miserable trip across the Cascades I have ever experienced. And I have experienced some fairly miserable trips across the Cascades in my time!!
I think I’ve made this trip 9 out of the last 10 Decembers, and I’m really not enthused. For some reason everyone there seems more excited to see me than I am to see them. I don’t really know why that is. It’s not meant as a dig on anyone… I really like everyone I’ll see and don’t have issues with anyone there. I’m just not to a point to where I’m dying to see anyone. Everything will be the same, but I won’t be able to experience it in the same way as when I lived there.

One more reason why I’m not overly excited about this trip.
By FANLESS • Uncategorized • 0 • Tags: Back home, years ago., IRL
Dec 3 2006
How cocaine is made
How cocaine is made
This is amazing! I want to meet the person that was like… “Ok, guys… This is what we’re going to do… We’re gonna take these leaves, see? Then we’re gonna add some cement, ok? Then add some caustic soda solution, and ammonia and mix it in with a lot of gasoline and Quicklime, alright? Still with me? Ok, then we’re gonna stomp on it and then add sulfuric acid and more gasoline to it. Then we let it soak for a while. This will break the leaves down, see? Then we’ll add more acid and gasoline and we’ll filter it out a few times. Then we’ll add some more ammonia and then we smoke it.
Ok, who wants to be the first person to try it??”
I guess this is the 2nd part.
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Dec 8 2006
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Othello!
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