Apr 14 2006
GOOD LAWD DASSA BIG ASS BUG!!
I won’t be able to sleep for the next 2 or so weeks! I don’t like bugs!!
On Sunday night/Monday morning I made the mistake of starting to watch King Kong for my first time at about 2 AM. I fell asleep about 40 minutes later.
The next night I continued watching and I got about 2 hours into it. I was about to go to bed when they showed all of these gigantic bugs and it kind of freaked me out. I didn’t sleep so well that night. I finally finished watching King Kong last night.
AND THEN TONIGHT I stumbled upon this gem of a video on the innernets! Just what I needed!
Apr 14 2006
a faker never know he fake
It’s not like I’m Bruce Willis or something. Nobody gives a shit what I had for breakfast! Or do they…?
Here is something I really can’t wrap my pea brain around. Why in the Tori Anus (.com!) would my site get a shit ton more hits (see above image or this PDF of last month’s stats page – 83 pages!!) than Critical Miami? I type the stupidest stuff usually about 3 stupid things… Me, Myself and I. Why would anyone (save for maybe 4 people) want to read all that? I mean, more people than those that would want to read other (better) sites that are about more interesting things.
Dear innernets, You are always not to be making the sense for me always.
But anyway… I looked up a post I made about stats last fall (this post was private until just now because I never really finished typing it out. also, lollers because I typed about criticalmiami.com in that post too!) and I realized this year’s numbers are probably going to make last year’s numbers look like I was still using geocities! Imagine what could happen if I actually made the posts I always want to make, but never do because I’m lazy! I might even be able to add a google ad or two!
But seriously! This doesn’t make sense. Please advise as to how I am calculating my numbers wrong.
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