LOL WHAT

Best request of the day!!
“I would love to have the newspaper add flipped to face the other way.
Also, I do not want it to look like it was from the newspaper.. can you
see how to fix that.
Thanks ”

Uh… The picture is a scan from a newspaper. I hope you have a shit ton of money to spend on photoshop because I ain’t (Washington State public (and some private!) education paying off right there!) gonna do it for free! I mean, think about it. If the pic is flipped then the text will be backwards! I’ll have to retouch it out, and then type it all back in again. And make it not look like it came from a newspaper? Here’s a line I get to use way too often… YOU CAN’T POLISH A TURD!
(I totally would post a pic to illustrate, but I don’t want to go to jail. If you look at my desktop (down a couple posts) zOMG RIGHT NOW then you can see it.)

This post was going to be more along the lines of “HAY GUYS CONGRATULATE ME ON SCORING AN AGENCY FROM DALLAS AS A NEW CLIENT!!” but I already somewhat annoyed by them.