You’re gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
Brandon August 13, 2007 @ 11:42 pm
No… because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
August 10, 2007 @ 3:47 pm
Wait a sec….. you were in Tenn and all you got was sparkles? Something is wrong here!
Last time I raced at Lorettas I loaded down with the good shit!
John
August 10, 2007 @ 11:12 pm
So you’re gonna’ tell me that you don’t have no Black Cats, no Roman Candles, or Screaming Mimis?
August 13, 2007 @ 6:51 pm
NO!
August 13, 2007 @ 9:40 pm
Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
August 13, 2007 @ 9:48 pm
NO!!
August 13, 2007 @ 10:57 pm
You’re gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
August 13, 2007 @ 11:42 pm
No… because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
August 14, 2007 @ 12:59 am
Well that might be your problem, it’s not what you like, it’s the consumer.