Dec 8 2006
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Dec 8 2006
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Tiff & I are starting our long journey over the mountains and through the woods to grandmother’s house we go!
Dec 7 2006
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Dec 6 2006
FW: You have new Picture Mail!
Nov 10 2006
D.J. Tanner’s sister.
Can you guess why this folder is funny to me?
If this girl was born after 1987, then her parents must be assholes for naming her that. I mean, that’s about as cruel as naming your kid Bobby or Cindy if your last name is Brady.
AMEYERITE??
Nov 1 2006
p0wnt by dreamhost!
…so I made the previous post while I was home for lunch, and then I went back to work. An hour or so later I noticed that my RSS feed wasn’t loading. When I got home I realized that zOMG MY CYTE HAZ B33N HAx0rZd!!!!
Except that it hadn’t. I was just getting the dreaded 404 for some reason.
The first thing I did was ftp in and straight away I noticed that /blog had been renamed “blog.DisabledByDreamhost”. I contacted dreamhost’s support and said WTF?? This is the reply I received:
I’m very sorry that you were not informed about this. It appears that
your blog was temporarily disabled because it was consuming too many
resources. Since your blog is receiving vast amounts of traffic and
relies heavily on PHP, we simply ask that you implement the following
WordPress caching-plugin to help prevent adversely affecting the server:
http://mnm.uib.es/gallir/wp-cache-2
Please let us know if you have any other questions. Sorry about the
confusion.
Brad
Consuming too many resources? ME? If by “resources” you mean Häagen-Dasz, Red Bull, and buffalo wings, then I can see your point. Thanks for looking out for me, but I’m perfectly ok with dying from a heart attack before next Saturday. I just don’t see what that has to do with my blog.
Oh, wait, no… My BLOG is consuming too many resources. Very interesting!
Ok, no problem. I figured it was something like that when I saw that it was Dreamhost that was doing the owning.
But here’s the funny thing… I just implemented that plugin 2 nights ago! OH NOSE!! If my blog is being disabled WITH the cache plugin, what happens next??
There is only one thing that can be done to keep my ultra mega über totally awesome website alive! You must stop visiting!
I’m serious, please do not come back to this web site ever again. If you’re an Arab or in Cairo Egypt or whatever and you’re looking for sex videos or sex cams and stuff, please look elsewhere.
If you’re a South Beach hottie and you’re telling all of your friends that “Christian gives good head Photoshop lessons! Check out his web site!!”, please stop! I mean, yeah… It’s true! But for the sake of the tubes that make up these innernets, please stop visiting FANLESS.com.
Also, please don’t click on any of these links: http://www.240shorty.com, http://www.7thfloorcrew.com, http://www.benjammins.com, http://www.fanless.com, http://www.fanless.net, http://www.fanless.org, http://www.fuckedweek.com, http://www.fuckyouyafuckinfuckfuck.com, http://www.fux0rz.com, http://www.godhateseveryone.com, http://www.grownsup.com, http://www.iguessthisisgrowingup.com, http://www.madewithamac.com, http://www.madewithamac.net, http://www.nieshash.com, http://www.rescueroy.com, http://www.suckability.com, http://www.suckmywheel.com, or http://www.turdle.com!
Nov 1 2006
stats
October produced better numbers than September, but I have a strong suspicion that August will reign king for at least 6 more months.
Oh, also… Happy birthday to my friend Phil Hanks! He’s 32 today.
Actually, I maybe shouldn’t say that. I haven’t seen or talked to the guy in over 13 years, so he may no longer be with us. But last I heard, the guy became a Mormon, got married and has kids. I think he lives in Utah, but Hawaii is in my brain too.
If you’re Philip Hanks from Othello Washington you should chime in with your whereabouts and what you’re up to. (Just don’t try to convert me!)
Phil, me, Rod Schutte! (circa 1987-8?)
Nov 1 2006
slp
6:08 AM? Maybe I should go to bed. Something tells me work won’t be so fun today. 10 AM will be here really quick!
Oct 27 2006
Dew Action Sports Tour in Orlando
This is Myles Richmond. Can you tell that I am very much into the sequence thing? If I had a better/newer camera I could have added a couple more shots to this. Like him taking off and landing. Oh, and in case you can’t tell, he’s actually traveling from right to left, and he knows just what to bring with you when traveling, he is an expert!
This is Robbie Maddison. This isn’t really a sequence deal, but neither of these picture were all that great on their own. I really liked that he was looking right at me so I stuck them together. Plus, I just really like whips!
Dec 8 2006
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This aint florida!
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